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[Heid the Ba]

Get it right up ye! We're still in the Pissy Wee European Cup!

Spano Dagos 2 - 3 Rangers

Played 90, won 47, drawn 17, lost 26.

[Heid the Ba]

Absolute scenes.

[Lianachan]

They’ll be dancing on the streets of Londonderry tonight

[Heid the Ba]

Ha!

[Lianachan]

Good result though, congrats.

[Heid the Ba]

I would have been happy with defaulting into the Even Pissier and Wee'er European Cup, thought we might nick second, never thought we'd top the group.

[Arneb]

Congratulations, and good luck on the European tour... except against our boys, of course.

Meanwhile, Gruether coulda would shoulda made a big step to become a promotion contender, but hey, let's not dream of another season where we manage promotion in the cick of time only to get pummeled in the back side over the entire ensuing season, so

FC Schalke 04 2 - 2 SpVgg Gruether Fürth

is probably good enough.

Played 91, won 47, drawn 18, lost 26.

Hertha at home to Osnabrück right now, home of the Westphalian Peace, so it's goalless after the first half hour.

[Arneb]

Goalless at the half against the team in the bottom spot. This should be relatively easy, but it's Hertha. Always good for a headline along the lines of "new hope for Osnabrück after upset victory at the Olympic Stadium against an indecisive and lackluster Hertha".

[Lianachan]

Can't beat conceding a goal in the fucking 97th minute.

Ross County 0 - 1 Dungdee

.Played 92,won 47, drawn 18, lost 27.

[Arneb]

At least we avoided that, but nothing more....

Hertha BSC 0 - 0 VfL Osnabrück


Played 93, won 47, drawn 19, lost 27.

[Heid the Ba]

Can't beat conceding a goal in the fucking 97th minute.

Ross County 0 - 1 Dungdee

.Played 92,won 47, drawn 18, lost 27.

Fuckers.

[Heid the Ba]

Possibility of silverware tomorrow when we play the Sheepshaggers in the Wee Cup. We should win, but we have a shite record in cup finals. I'll be wearing my lucky shirt. I wore my RCC shirt today without thinking and it didn't work. It's going in the bin.

[Heid the Ba]

Well this is harder work than it should be but we're one up with ten minutes to play.

[Heid the Ba]

One nil, and the Wee Cup to show for it.

Played 94, won 48, drawn 19, lost 27.

[Heid the Ba]

So we won the Wee Cup and can still win the Big Cup, League and Europa League.
RCC can still win the Big Cup and the League.
Obviously we can't both win the Big Cup or League.
Hertha and Fuerth can both win their division, but not both. How do we stand in the German Cups?

[Lianachan]

Spoiler alert! RCC will win neither the cup nor the league.

[Heid the Ba]

Spoiler alert! RCC will win neither the cup nor the league.

Oh ye of little faith.

[Lianachan]

Noted this today - number of UK Prime Ministers since a penalty was last given against Rangers: 3.

[Arneb]

What an exemplary team, always upholding the values of sportsmanship and fairness!

[Heid the Ba]

Noted this today - number of UK Prime Ministers since a penalty was last given against Rangers: 3.

As is only right and proper. Though oddly enough we do get them awarded against us in Europe.

Rangers 2 - 0 Perth Wankboys
Our second was a penalty, of course.

Played 95, won 49, drawn 19, lost 27.

[Heid the Ba]

Away to Motherwell today: the stats say we will win handily since they haven't beaten us since the C17th and we haven't lost in months. Unfortunately these are the games we fuck up.

[Heid the Ba]

My fears were unfounded. Two up after fifteen minutes so no late dubious penalty required. The Brucie Bonus is that it keeps them below RCC.

The Well of Mothers 0 - 2 Rangers

Played 96, won 50, drawn 19, lost 27.

[Heid the Ba]

The Scottish Derby is off, bad weather is causing travel problems for RCC and their fans.

[Arneb]

Or is it just an excuse for the deasachs not to have to get out and face RCC in foul wather? Lianachan?

[Heid the Ba]

Damn it, our cunning plan is found out.