The ‘bus

[Мастер]

We don’t have “bus drivers” here, we have “bus captains”. Heid’s preferred orthography is also not used.

In any event, I stepped onto an empty ‘bus a short while ago.

So are the ‘bus captains happy when their ‘bus is empty? Or do they feel disappointed and rejected?

[Heid the Ba]

Rejected, and I tip my hat to the orthography. Though not the autocorrect.

[g-one]

Thought maybe some alpen reference had sailed over my head.

[Heid the Ba]

I'm more of an Uncle Alp.

[Мастер]

Though not the autocorrect.

Fixed. Sorry about that

[Heid the Ba]

I’ve been called worse.