Does ketchup go on Hot Dogs?

[Lance]

In this thread, Animal states his [sad] belief that it is okay to put ketchup on hot dogs. I tried explaining to him that he must have been brain-washed into thinking in this vile and abhorrent way but I can't make him see the truth.

Perhaps if he sees what everyone else thinks, he'll realize I was only trying to help him. Yeah, I know, it is Animal we're talking about, but I have a soft spot in my heart for those so "afflicted".

[Lonewulf]

You fool.

Ketchup goes on hotdogs, omelettes, scrambled eggs, and even some soups.

[Ronoh55]

of course ketchup goes on "hotdogs"...the german sausages that they were created from however do not need ketchup (but they are still good with it)

[pmcolt]

Ketchup goes on my hot dogs, my hamburgers, and my chicken strips.

It does not, however, go on my bratwurst, other european sausages, omelettes, scrambled eggs, soups, french fries, or other sandwiches.

[Lance]

Oh my GOD! The horror is worse than I thought.

They've gotten to you ALL.

<Runs screaming from the room.>

[Bandit]

This poll is obviously biased. Anyone that doesn't put ketchup on hot dogs is a llama-head. I'm surprised KOS isn't jumping up & down here. After all, ketchup is red.

Speaking of llamas, your av cracks me up Lance. First time I saw it I thought I was having me some flashbacks. Disappointing flashbacks mind you, but flashbacks nevertheless. :wink:

[umop ap!sdn]

Ketchup is good for 2 things and 2 things only: on scrambled eggs, and as an ingredient in other sauces and condiments. :P

[umop ap!sdn]

Ketchup and mustard mixed together are good on hot dogs. Thousand island is good on French fries, and steak sauce is good on roast beef. Other than on scrambled eggs, I'm hard pressed to think of a good use for just plain ketchup. :P

Hamburgers and fried goat.

Nope - burgers get steak sauce or thousand island... never tried fried goat but since their milk and cheese (feta excluded) tend to not be any good I don't see why their meat would either.

[St. Jimmy]

Whoever made this poll (I think it was Lance) is weird. I couldn't even answer the poll because the choice, "Ketchup and hotdogs go together like hippie (hey no caps hippie, happy?) and duct tape" wasn't listed.

Ketchup with hotdogs is the best thing since Chuck Norris (Chuck Norris is better than sliced bread). I am so outraged by the fact that somepeople don't like ketchup with their hotdogs that I am done typing this post.

-Ducky

[hippietrekx]

(Yes, Ducky, I'm happy with the no caps)

Ketchup = best food in the world! If you said I had to eat only one food for the rest of my life, I would pick ketchup. It's that good. I put ketchup on mashed potatoes, sometimes.

If you can see your hot dog through the ketchup, there isn't enough ketchup on it...

I really heart ketchup. I heart ketchup more than Ducky. I need to put ketchup above him on the heart list. I hope there's room...

--hippie, hearter of ketchup

[Animal]

I (and thus the Free World) wins! We have bashed the Evil Anti-Ketchup Empire.

neener-neener-neener, you non-ketchup eater of wieners.

[Lance]

Nope. I'm as stubborn as Bill T on this one. If you don't agree with me then it's obvious you have been assimilated and corrupted.

[Animal]

You're right. We have been corrupted and assimulated into the Human Race, whereas you are still being held by the evil Commies from Saturn.

[Мастер]

I'm surprised KOS isn't jumping up & down here.

So the question is whether one should put ketchup on hot dogs? Interesting. Should one put parsley on haggis?

[Animal]

I'm surprised KOS isn't jumping up & down here.

So the question is whether one should put ketchup on hot dogs? Interesting. Should one put parsley on haggis?

Of course. Don't be ridiculous.

Wassabi is also the only condiment for boiled owl.

[teri tait]

I used to like catsup on dogs but being a devoted minion sometimes calls for hard choices...I'm switching to strictly mayonnaise on hotdogs and I'm throwing away my catsup, right now!
Catsup/Ketchup is Bad... It causes cancer, sunburn, nearsightedness, stuttering, and alzheimers.

SugardaddyZilla's ever so devoted minion,

Teri M. Tait
(My middle initial is not another T, shoeski)

[Lance]

You're right. We have been corrupted and assimulated into the Human Race, whereas you are still being held by the evil Commies from Saturn.

I can prove it.

Ketchup on hot dogs is so gross that you made the puking smiley actually puke ketchup now:

[Animal]

You're right. We have been corrupted and assimulated into the Human Race, whereas you are still being held by the evil Commies from Saturn.

I can prove it.

Ketchup on hot dogs is so gross that you made the puking smiley actually puke ketchup now:

Well that's your problem, dude! You're using GREEN ketchup! Go get some fresh, RED ketchup, some nice Ball Park Franks, and chow down. You'll see the cosmic rightness of my side.

[Lance]

Well that's your problem, dude! You're using GREEN ketchup! Go get some fresh, RED ketchup, some nice Ball Park Franks, and chow down. You'll see the cosmic rightness of my side.

Clear your cache... It's red now.

[Animal]

Well that's your problem, dude! You're using GREEN ketchup! Go get some fresh, RED ketchup, some nice Ball Park Franks, and chow down. You'll see the cosmic rightness of my side.

Clear your cache... It's red now.

I'm not letting you infest my cache with your propaganda.

[Lance]

I'm not letting you infest my cache with your propaganda.

See there? Ketchup is RED! Obvious commie plot.

[Animal]

I'm not letting you infest my cache with your propaganda.

See there? Ketchup is RED! Obvious commie plot.

No, its a Republican plot, but that's irrelevent. Admit your mistake, you Saturian Socialist: hotdogs are blah without ketchup.

[Enzo]

Ketchup is an abomination against God. A fatwah on ketchup! Pfoey!

Ketchup is an insult to the noble tomato. The only possible use for ketchup is to throw some horseradish, tabasco, and worcestrshire in it for dipping shrimps.

Hot dogs get MUSTARD.

I just got a notice in the mail - "you may already be a weiner."

[Candy]

I put a slice of cheese and ketchup on my microwaved fat and juicy Kosher weiner. I often use a regular slice of bread, because the dog buns never match the amount of dogs in the package. I hate to waste food. :P

[Animal]

Hmmmm. The two noobs are siding with The Commie Dictator and all of the regulars are siding with The Dick.

The rightness of my cause has won over the teeming masses who yurn to be free. Only the most ignorant savages (the two noobs), who don't know any better and are easily swayed by bright shinny things, have listened to your drivel.


I win, you lose, go home.