Does ketchup go on Hot Dogs?

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Is it okay to put ketchup on hot dogs?

Yes - but only as a practical joke you are playing on someone else.
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No - Hot dogs should never be defiled in such an evil way.
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Other - Explain why ketchup should never be used on hot dogs.
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Total votes : 19

Postby Lance » Wed May 31, 2006 5:50 pm

Dragon Star wrote:Oh lighten up, you know I was joking. :)

We're talking about ketchup and steak sauce. How "heavy" do you think I was really being?
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Postby Dragon Star » Wed May 31, 2006 5:53 pm

Not at all, but referencing me to GLP was crossing the line. :P
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Postby Lance » Wed May 31, 2006 6:07 pm

Sorry. :oops:
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Postby Dragon Star » Wed May 31, 2006 6:11 pm

It's fine, as long as your just joking you can say whatever you want.

Hey, didn't you say someting about changing my user-name in another thread?
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Postby Lance » Wed May 31, 2006 6:31 pm

Yeah, to DragIn Star. I was joking...

Instead of changing my typo to fit the facts, I wanted to change the facts to fit my typo. Then I would have been right all along.
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Postby Dragon Star » Wed May 31, 2006 6:47 pm

Ah, I see, abusing your power again I see... :D
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Postby Enzo » Thu Jun 01, 2006 2:28 am

Hey, I love the asian market, but I agree ther are things there I cannot even identify. And something like the "thousand year old" eggs I can't fathom. They usually have an attractive assortment of large fish heads staring blankly at the passersby.

But the treasures there...

My fave is Shark brand sriracha and then the Tung ot Soy Viet Nam brand of chili-garlic sauce. SOmething like that - has a rooster on the label. Hot chili paste. And fancier ramen than teh grocery store cheap stuff.

But no A1 there.

We like Mt Horeb. My old lady makes mustard every fall. Pub mustard, hot mustard, honey mustard, wasabi mustard (that was my idea), tarragon mustard, etc. But she never ever makes ketchup.
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Postby Lance » Thu Jun 01, 2006 2:42 pm

Enzo wrote:My old lady makes mustard every fall.

:glp-worship: -> Your Old Lady

Enzo wrote:wasabi mustard (that was my idea)

Oh man, and it sounds like a wonderful idea.
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Postby Dragon Star » Thu Jun 01, 2006 4:13 pm

Lance wrote::glp-worship: -> Your Old Lady


Just thought I would let you know I saw that. :P
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Postby Doe, John » Thu Jun 01, 2006 10:40 pm

Enzo wrote:We like Mt Horeb. My old lady makes mustard every fall. Pub mustard, hot mustard, honey mustard, wasabi mustard (that was my idea), tarragon mustard, etc. But she never ever makes ketchup.
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that's good stuff. i even love the name of it. waaassaaaabiiiieeee. i picture the guys from the "wassup" bud comercials saying it.
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Postby Enzo » Fri Jun 02, 2006 4:10 am

Oh count on the fact that I constantly remind her she's OLD. Too short too.

And if I hurry home before she sees this, I'll still get to finish the box of cookies she gave me.
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Postby Ikyoto » Fri Jun 02, 2006 11:06 am

There are some things a guy only does once.

Forget that the order is "tuck, then zipper".

Answer the question, "Does this make my butt look big?" with, "No, it's your butt that does that."

Let her read anything you wrote on the internet while you are still in arm's reach.
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Postby St. Jimmy » Fri Jun 02, 2006 10:33 pm

Well I have another vote for ketchup going on hotdogs!!! My cousin Corey says that it's okay to administer ketchup onto hotdogs. And I agree. :glp-muaha: Bow down to ketchup and all of its awesomeness!!!!!! :P
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Postby Dragon Star » Fri Jun 02, 2006 11:22 pm

*Votes NO*
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Postby Enzo » Sat Jun 03, 2006 6:51 am

I got home in the morning and she said to me, "I ate your cookies, asshole."
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Postby hippietrekx » Sat Jun 03, 2006 6:57 am

:glp-1rof1: I like Mrs. Enzo!

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Postby Dragon Star » Sat Jun 03, 2006 6:58 am

Enzo wrote:I got home in the morning and she said to me, "I ate your cookies, asshole."


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Re: Does ketchup go on Hot Dogs?

Postby Lance » Thu Jan 21, 2016 7:24 pm

Oh Great Thread of Olde, RISE from you Ashes!

Wow, almost 10 years...
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Re: Does ketchup go on Hot Dogs?

Postby Enzo » Thu Jan 21, 2016 7:47 pm

10 years, and STILL ketchup belongs elsewhere than hot dogs.
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Re: Does ketchup go on Hot Dogs?

Postby MM_Dandy » Thu Jan 21, 2016 7:51 pm

I had hot dogs with ketchup just the other day. Yum!
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Re: Does ketchup go on Hot Dogs?

Postby Lance » Thu Jan 21, 2016 8:30 pm

MM_Dandy wrote:I had hot dogs with ketchup just the other day. Yum!

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Re: Does ketchup go on Hot Dogs?

Postby Arneb » Thu Jan 21, 2016 9:28 pm

It is of course an absolute requirement for any morally and intellectually intact human being that they only ever eat their hot dog with ketchup, sweet mustard, remoulade, sweet-pickled cucumber slices and roast onions. Anything else is simply worng, and the slightest deviations from this holy prescription is a deep abomination against all hot dogs and pushes the sinner on the braod, easy road to eternal damnation.

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Re: Does ketchup go on Hot Dogs?

Postby Lance » Thu Jan 21, 2016 9:42 pm

Mayonnaise
or
Horseradish Sauce
or
Mustard, relish and chopped onion
or
Chili, mustard and chopped onion
or
Any of several other was I vary between
but never
Anything to do with ketchup
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Re: Does ketchup go on Hot Dogs?

Postby Arneb » Thu Jan 21, 2016 9:43 pm

I'll pray for your poor soul.
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Re: Does ketchup go on Hot Dogs?

Postby Lance » Thu Jan 21, 2016 10:31 pm

And I for yours.
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