Thanks to "The Seventh Sanctum", I've gotten interested in something that's basically a "random plot generator". This is the plot I'm going to be doing (the first one that popped up):
The theme of this story: metaphorical relationship. The main character: mystic grave robber. The major event of the story: natural disaster.
That's what I'll be working with.
Wish me luck! I should be done by 9-11 PM.