Lance wrote:Oh, sheesh!
My mistake. Let me fix that...
There, is that better?
I never meant to infer I wanted to hurt the llamalope. It's my llamalope that got frightened away when a big truck used excessively loud engine-breaking going down the hill that leads away from the castle. I just want him back home, safe and sound.
The dragon has been circling overhead looking for him and the wulf is trying to pick up his scent. We all just want him back safe.
Did you miss the memo? It's on the refrigerator door.
pmcolt wrote:What's this about the kind, gentle Llamalope now? I represent CANTALOUPE, the Citizens Against Nature's Terrible Animal, Llamalope. And for your information, our society's name doesn't fit our acronym because our founder was trampled to death by a rampaging llamalope before he could finish naming our organization.
The Llamalope is a menace to nature-loving citizens everywhere. Why, according to the Bureau of Statistical Doctoring, zero people have ever faced a wild llamalope at close range and lived to tell about it. The feeding and mating habits of this creature are disruptive not only to hikers, park rangers, and campers, but also to other wildlife and most vegetation.
I must caution you that little is known about llamalope herding behavior, and must recommend that you not allow them to congregate in your wildlife preserve. Should the llamalope population reach a certain critical mass, there's no telling what damage they could do.
Lance wrote:It's my llamalope that got frightened away when a big truck used excessively loud engine-breaking going down the hill that leads away from the castle.
pmcolt wrote:I represent CANTALOUPE, the Citizens Against Nature's Terrible Animal, Llamalope. And for your information, our society's name doesn't fit our acronym because our founder was trampled to death by a rampaging llamalope before he could finish naming our organization.
teri tait wrote:It looks like Dragon Star had another sneezing fit and seared the outside of the refridgerator.
Lance wrote:pmcolt;
Picture this in your mind's eye:
You are wearing your big, fluffy robe and sitting deeply in your over stuffed chair in front of a roaring dragon-fire. Your wulf is curled up on your feet keeping them warm while your minion, sitting just to your left, feeds you peeled, seedless grapes. And your llamalope gently tucks his antlers behind you on your right side and softly scratches your back.
What could be better?
Dragon Star wrote:You forgot the beer in your hand?
umop ap!sdn wrote:So youse are the CANTAL then? :P
pmcolt wrote:umop ap!sdn wrote:So youse are the CANTAL then? :P
Nope. Our founder had our logo and letterhead all drawn up as "CANTALOUPE". But as he was innocently sitting in our Bullmoose Lodge, writing out his first proclamation of exactly what CANTALOUPE stood for, a llamalope crashed through the window, trampled him, and stole his watch.
It was later determined that the llamalope in question caught the outline of his moose-hat through the window, and, it being mating season... Fortunately, the rest of the Bullmoose lodge members were able to escape. It took weeks before the cabin had aired out enough for hazmat teams to move in and begin cleaning up the llamalope dung from the broken and smashed bits of furniture, and by then, the purple sage pollen had permanently contaminated much of the interior.
These llamalopes are dangerous creatures. They were hunted nearly to extinction to protect the indigenous, endangered forest voles, which are trampled to death by the thousands as the llamalopes migrate south for spring break. Only these radical fringe environmentalists seek to protect them at our expense.
Dragon Star wrote:teri tait wrote:It looks like Dragon Star had another sneezing fit and seared the outside of the refridgerator.
Um...about that, er...sorry?
*Gets a new fridge*
Lance wrote:Get the receipt from him and go ahead and file the claim, Teri. They should reimburse you and you can pay Dragon Star back.
Dragon Star wrote:pmcolt wrote:Hey, my refrigerator money's gone!
*Gives some of my precious booty to pmcolt*
teri tait wrote:Dragon Star wrote:pmcolt wrote:Hey, my refrigerator money's gone!
*Gives some of my precious booty to pmcolt*
Don't give him any booty, he'll just use it to further his evil llamalope kill campaign!
Dragon Star wrote:teri tait wrote:Dragon Star wrote:pmcolt wrote:Hey, my refrigerator money's gone!
*Gives some of my precious booty to pmcolt*
Don't give him any booty, he'll just use it to further his evil llamalope kill campaign!
Now Teri, do you ever think that a Dragon would ever give up his booty? No No No, I just stole it from another dragon and gave it to him. :P
teri tait wrote:Dragon Star wrote:teri tait wrote:Dragon Star wrote:pmcolt wrote:Hey, my refrigerator money's gone!
*Gives some of my precious booty to pmcolt*
Don't give him any booty, he'll just use it to further his evil llamalope kill campaign!
Now Teri, do you ever think that a Dragon would ever give up his booty? No No No, I just stole it from another dragon and gave it to him. :P
Well, he's still going to use it for his reign of terror against llamalopes. Maybe you sure just roast him to a fiery crisp instead. That would solve the problem nicely.
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