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Postby Van Rijn » Wed May 17, 2006 6:55 am

Enzo wrote:Roll over on your side. OK. Anesthesia boy starts the drip and tells me we're on our way. I didn't have to count backwards, but he did say to me, "Omaha?" Nope. I was starting to fade. SO I said, "Here's a clue - a penny for your thoughts." "Lincoln!" was the last thing I heard.


I lived there and my father received his doctorate there. It's easy for me to remember that one.

Just like they predicted, next thing I knew, I woke up in the recovery room. Amazing to me I didn't feel groggy in the slightest. Nurse tried to foist apple juice on me, but I held out for OJ. Then another nurse disconnected the tubes and wires. Doctor came in and showed me the interior pictures. I'm all pink inside.


There are different types of sedation used. I know one person where they were just given valium, and they said it was hell. For me, up until the last test, they used "conscious sedation" - a combination of pain drugs and relaxants. It doesn't quite knock you out, but it messes with your long term memory. If you are nervous enough, you can "override" the drugs, at least to an extent. I do remember part of the first procedure, unfortunately.

With that stuff, my memory usually goes wonky for about an hour, and it feels very much like somebody has switched you off, though you might remember snippets of statements or questions you answered. For awhile, it is hard to do much of anything (answering simple questions is an effort), and it takes most of the day to sleep off the aftereffects. There are reports of some people losing most of the day's memories. The last time they used deeper anesthesia and gave me oxygen for it. At the same time, I came out of it far quicker and cleanly than with the other sedation.

Usually, they ask you to be careful about what you eat for a time afterwards, especially if they do any biopsies.
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Postby Enzo » Wed May 17, 2006 8:51 am

One time a late night phone operator asked if I had any more questions, so I laid it on her. She said, "Lincoln, of course." How do you know that so quick? "That's where I am." She doesn't count.

Yeah, but do you know the capital of Brazil?

They told me I could have a nutrition shake during the last day, but at $8-9 for a six pack, and knowing I woulld never drink the rest, I passed on it.

Many years ago I had my wisdom teeth out, and for that they injected valium and demerol. It did the job, but from time to time I would become dimly aware they were tugging on my mouth. That left me groggy all day. This stuff was a marvel, I forget what it was after he told me. Having been involved in "experimental pharmacology" back in the 1960s, I have a pretty good grip on what is happening in my system. When I woke I was sharp enough and felt no hangover effects. I went to work later that evening about 9 hours later.

No food warnings given. ALthough I can certainly see where they would often be appropriate.
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Postby pumpkinpie » Wed May 17, 2006 1:03 pm

Enzo wrote:PP, you have my sympathy if you have to go through that regularly.


Thanks. Hopefully it will be another three years!

Doe, John wrote:Perusing this thread, I couldn't help but think of those late night radio ads for "cleansing systems" that say they will clean out accumulated stuff in your digestive system. I gotta think that what you all have gone through would really open the eyes of the deluded people who buy that snake oil.


I just don't understand why anyone would go through that voluntarily! :lol:
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Postby umop ap!sdn » Wed May 17, 2006 4:30 pm

Enzo wrote:Yeah, but do you know the capital of Brazil?

Is it Sao Paulo?
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Postby Halcyon Dayz, FCD » Wed May 17, 2006 4:52 pm

umop ap!sdn wrote:
Enzo wrote:Yeah, but do you know the capital of Brazil?

Is it Sao Paulo?

NOOOO!!!

(Brasilia, since 1960. Before that, Rio de Janeiro.)
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Postby umop ap!sdn » Wed May 17, 2006 4:58 pm

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Postby Dragon Star » Wed May 17, 2006 10:23 pm

Halcyon Dayz wrote:
umop ap!sdn wrote:
Enzo wrote:Yeah, but do you know the capital of Brazil?

Is it Sao Paulo?

NOOOO!!!

(Brasilia, since 1960. Before that, Rio de Janeiro.)


Good thing I didn't post then. :oops:
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Postby Doe, John » Wed May 17, 2006 11:18 pm

Dragon Star wrote:
Halcyon Dayz wrote:
umop ap!sdn wrote:
Enzo wrote:Yeah, but do you know the capital of Brazil?

Is it Sao Paulo?

NOOOO!!!

(Brasilia, since 1960. Before that, Rio de Janeiro.)


Good thing I didn't post then. :oops:


Ditto. I was gonna say Buenos Aires. Maybe that's Argentina.
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Postby Мастер » Wed May 17, 2006 11:48 pm

Doe, John wrote:Ditto. I was gonna say Buenos Aires. Maybe that's Argentina.


No maybe about it :wink:
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Postby Enzo » Thu May 18, 2006 3:20 am

I remember when they "opened" Brasilia. They selected an empty spot in the middle of nothing and decided to build a new capital city from scratch: Brasilia.

If they don't know Lincoln, they sure as hell won't know that.
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Postby Мастер » Thu May 18, 2006 3:53 am

Enzo wrote:I remember when they "opened" Brasilia. They selected an empty spot in the middle of nothing and decided to build a new capital city from scratch: Brasilia.

If they don't know Lincoln, they sure as hell won't know that.


Never really been there properly, but did change planes there a couple of times...
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Postby Enzo » Thu May 18, 2006 4:02 am

From astral to....
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