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Postby Мастер » Sat Jun 10, 2006 1:15 pm

Um, anything you would like to share with the class?
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Postby Lance » Sat Jun 10, 2006 1:20 pm

It's currently a randomly chosen image from a set that should all appear to be "shocked".
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Postby Мастер » Sat Jun 10, 2006 1:25 pm

Are they shocked about anything in particular?

Not sure who's in umop's avatar either.
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Postby Lance » Sat Jun 10, 2006 1:34 pm

Oh, um, yeah, they're shocked at what they see the llama doing. It's too gruesome to show, or even describe.
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Postby St. Jimmy » Sat Jun 10, 2006 2:53 pm

Khrushchev's Other Shoe wrote:Not sure who's in umop's avatar either.


In the "What sort of animal,vegetable or mineral is the last poster?" Game...

umop ap!sdn wrote:Which Star Trek regular character am I (any series)?


hippietrekx wrote:Tasha Yar (ass-kicking female :D )


The avatar is Tasha Yar.
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Postby umop ap!sdn » Sat Jun 10, 2006 5:54 pm

Khrushchev's Other Shoe wrote:Not sure who's in umop's avatar either.

I'm shocked that you didn't recognize Tasha. Shocked, I tells ya. :D
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Postby I Am He » Mon Jun 12, 2006 12:55 am

I hate to say this, Lance. But I think you Llama has had a sex change or something.
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Postby Lance » Mon Jun 12, 2006 12:57 am

I think the Anti-Llama cast a spell on him last Tuesday (6/6/06) and he turned into this today. I hope he gets better soon.
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Postby teri tait » Mon Jun 12, 2006 1:49 am

I can't see your avatar, Lance :(

I had no idea who was Umop's avatar, thanks St. Jimmy.

KOS, I think you make a fantastic Cheshire cat. He's enigmatic like you are. But honestly, you remind me more of the hookah smoking caterpillar. Just the way he talks, it reminds me of you :)
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Postby Мастер » Mon Jun 12, 2006 2:07 am

I Am He wrote:I hate to say this, Lance. But I think you Llama has had a sex change or something.


Looks more like a species change. . .
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Postby Мастер » Mon Jun 12, 2006 2:10 am

teri tait wrote:KOS, I think you make a fantastic Cheshire cat. He's enigmatic like you are. But honestly, you remind me more of the hookah smoking caterpillar. Just the way he talks, it reminds me of you :)


Hee hee, I actually did look for a good caterpillar, but I didn't find one. If I figure out how and find adequate source material, I would make the Cheshire cat disappear, leaving behind only a smile :mrgreen:
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Postby Lance » Mon Jun 12, 2006 2:30 am

Point me to the source material and I'll take care of the magic for you...
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Postby teri tait » Mon Jun 12, 2006 3:22 am

That would be cool, the disappearing cat that turns into just the smile hanging in the air!

Still, I like the caterpillar better. Too bad you couldn't find a good avatar of him.
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Postby Enzo » Tue Jun 13, 2006 4:05 am

Who... R... U...?
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Postby teri tait » Tue Jun 13, 2006 4:13 am

Enzo wrote:Who... R... U...?


Exactly! I love that part in the Disney version of Alice in Wonderland :)
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Postby Enzo » Tue Jun 13, 2006 9:29 am

A... E...I... O... U...
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Postby MM_Dandy » Tue Jun 13, 2006 8:31 pm

...Y (sometimes)
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Postby Enzo » Wed Jun 14, 2006 5:32 am

I am EXACTLY three inches tall.
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Postby teri tait » Wed Jun 14, 2006 5:37 am

At the risk of creating a hyperbole... I must say, this thread has wandered far and away from topic...
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Postby Dragon Star » Wed Jun 14, 2006 5:44 am

Careful Teri, your on the border of hyperbole there, and you do NOT want to cross that line...
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Postby teri tait » Wed Jun 14, 2006 5:58 am

Dragon Star wrote:Careful Teri, your on the border of hyperbole there, and you do NOT want to cross that line...


You and your puny, girlyman hyperbole do not scare me!!!

My hyperbole can kick your hyperboles ass any day!!!!!
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Postby Enzo » Wed Jun 14, 2006 9:17 am

Oh great, that's just what we need - hyperbolic ass kicking.

Oh wait, I'm the one who posted about Walker Texas Ranger...

never mind...
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Postby Мастер » Wed Jun 14, 2006 12:13 pm

Enzo wrote:Oh great, that's just what we need - hyperbolic ass kicking.


I do mostly parabolic ass kicking these days. But don't forget there is elliptical ass kicking as well. . .
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Postby Enzo » Thu Jun 15, 2006 1:41 am

I hate elliptical ass kicking, because you have two focus.
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Postby Мастер » Thu Jun 15, 2006 2:43 am

Enzo wrote:I hate elliptical ass kicking, because you have two focus.


Well, you do with hyperbolic ass kicking too. So you should probably stick with parabolic ass kicking :P
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