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Postby Enzo » Thu Jun 15, 2006 5:13 am

OK then, stick that parabolic ass of yours on out here.
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Postby teri tait » Thu Jun 15, 2006 5:53 am

HA

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Postby MM_Dandy » Thu Jun 15, 2006 8:21 pm

Hi, teri...
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Postby umop ap!sdn » Fri Jun 16, 2006 2:50 am

teri tait wrote:At the risk of creating a hyperbole... I must say, this thread has wandered far and away from topic...

This is true... and what's worse, The Threadsplitter Herself isn't sure where exactly to split it. :shock:

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Right then. Lance, with your new avatar I keep confusing you with KOS.
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Postby Мастер » Fri Jun 16, 2006 3:23 am

umop ap!sdn wrote:Right then. Lance, with your new avatar I keep confusing you with KOS.


Heh heh, I was Father Jack Hackett for a while. Lance's rotates though, including Ted and Dougal as well. If you've never seen the show, I don't know if you can really appreciate the avatar fully :P
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Postby Enzo » Fri Jun 16, 2006 3:27 am

Is the show hyperbolic? Does it kick ass?
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Postby Мастер » Fri Jun 16, 2006 3:33 am

Enzo wrote:Is the show hyperbolic?


Definitely.

Enzo wrote:Does it kick ass?


No, it's a BBC show, so it kicks arse. There's even an episode called Kicking Bishop Brennan up the Arse.
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Postby Enzo » Fri Jun 16, 2006 4:21 am

Maybe you could watch it on your satellite dish... which is parabolic.
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Postby umop ap!sdn » Fri Jun 16, 2006 7:29 am

I've not seen the show.
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Postby Enzo » Fri Jun 16, 2006 8:54 am

You need one of them satellite parabolas. And that's no hyperbole.
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Postby Мастер » Fri Jun 16, 2006 11:11 am

Enzo wrote:You need one of them satellite parabolas. And that's no hyperbole.


Don't forget that the satellite orbit is elliptical.
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Postby Lance » Fri Jun 16, 2006 3:25 pm

umop ap!sdn wrote:Right then. Lance, with your new avatar I keep confusing you with KOS.

I admit it. KOS is the cute one.
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Postby umop ap!sdn » Fri Jun 16, 2006 4:50 pm

Alright, then we need to see a picture of you KOS! :D

Lance, your portrait illustration maker avatar that you used to have in rotation looks good.
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Postby Enzo » Sat Jun 17, 2006 12:52 am

And this is ellipsis...
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Postby Мастер » Sat Jun 17, 2006 2:11 am

umop ap!sdn wrote:Alright, then we need to see a picture of you KOS! :D


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Postby Doe, John » Sun Jun 18, 2006 8:24 am

y'know KOS, you should run for president. :)
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Postby Enzo » Sun Jun 18, 2006 6:48 pm

Of what?
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Postby Мастер » Tue Jun 20, 2006 2:07 am

:glp-wtf:

Who is the llama now?
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Postby Lance » Tue Jun 20, 2006 2:50 am

You mean Osama bin Llama?
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Postby Dragon Star » Tue Jun 20, 2006 3:43 am

Lance wrote:You mean Osama bin Llama?


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