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Two hunters are out in the woods in New Jersey when one of them collapses. He doesn't seem to be breathing and his eyes are glazed.
The other guy whips out his phone and calls the emergency services. He gasps 'My friend is dead! What can I do?' The operator says: 'Calm down, I can help. First, let's make sure he's dead.' There is a silence, then a shot is heard. Back on the phone, the guy says 'OK, now what?'
Apparently, the original was written by Spike Milligan.
Worlds Funniest Joke
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Worlds Funniest Joke
by Philip » Sun Jun 11, 2006 11:55 pm
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by Lance » Mon Jun 12, 2006 12:07 am
Is there supposed to be a joke that's so funny you'll die if you hear it?
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Build a man a fire and he will be warm for a few hours.
Set a man on fire and he will be warm for the rest of his life.
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Build a man a fire and he will be warm for a few hours.
Set a man on fire and he will be warm for the rest of his life.
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by Lance » Mon Jun 12, 2006 12:54 am
Bable Fish can't translate the joke. I think it died.
Babel Fish Translation wrote:If the Nunstruck is git and Slotermeyer? !... Beiherhund the or the Flipperwaldt gersput.
No trees were killed in the posting of this message.
However, a large number of electrons were terribly inconvenienced.
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Build a man a fire and he will be warm for a few hours.
Set a man on fire and he will be warm for the rest of his life.
However, a large number of electrons were terribly inconvenienced.
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Build a man a fire and he will be warm for a few hours.
Set a man on fire and he will be warm for the rest of his life.
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by Philip » Mon Jun 12, 2006 1:08 am
Babel fish died? Damn! Oh well, at least you're protected from Vogon poetry.
There is no extant translation for the joke, a number of the words that we have are made up. Obviously part of the NWO plot to keep us downtrodden until they make their move...
There is no extant translation for the joke, a number of the words that we have are made up. Obviously part of the NWO plot to keep us downtrodden until they make their move...
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