Illuminati-R-Us

by **Мастер** » Fri Jul 21, 2006 7:36 am

My 14.5 hour flight into Chicago is delayed, leaving me almost no connection time there. Answer the poll question. Betting closes at 7:30 PM CDT Friday evening, which is 17 hours from now.

by **Lance** » Fri Jul 21, 2006 4:09 pm

I have faith in you.

by **umop ap!sdn** » Fri Jul 21, 2006 4:24 pm

You can do it, KOS! :D

by **Dragon Star** » Fri Jul 21, 2006 7:02 pm

<Crazy guy in the Water-Boy>

YOU CAN DO IT!

by **Superluminal** » Fri Jul 21, 2006 11:36 pm

You needed a 3rd option: Will miss flight and spend the night at Candy's. :P

by **Dragon Star** » Fri Jul 21, 2006 11:44 pm

Superluminal wrote:You needed a 3rd option: Will miss flight and spend the night at Candy's. :P

by **Enzo** » Sat Jul 22, 2006 4:35 am

Option 4: Inveterate world travellor KOS is well heeled enough to tell the arrival gate agent to inform the connecting flight he is in the airport and running for the gate, knowing they will wait a few minutes for him. or better yet tell the flight attendant to do it for him.

by **Мастер** » Sat Jul 22, 2006 8:05 am

And the correct answer is - the first one! Faster than OJ through ORD, but saved only by the fact that the connecting flight was late also. . .

by **Enzo** » Sat Jul 22, 2006 11:22 am

Now you can help OJ look for the real killers.

by **Мастер** » Sat Jul 22, 2006 11:30 am

Enzo wrote:Option 4: Inveterate world travellor KOS is well heeled enough to tell the arrival gate agent to inform the connecting flight he is in the airport and running for the gate, knowing they will wait a few minutes for him. or better yet tell the flight attendant to do it for him.

Wouldn't work, the airline hates my guts.

Enzo wrote:Now you can help OJ look for the real killers.

Did it ever occur to you that I might be the real killer?

by **Enzo** » Sat Jul 22, 2006 1:50 pm

Did it ever occur to you that I already knew that and was just offering an alibi against future considerations? Someday I might need some corroboration that I was NOT with those Swedish airline hostesses all evening.

by **Мастер** » Sat Jul 22, 2006 1:58 pm

OK, I think there is some mutually advantageous arrangement possible here then.

by **pmcolt** » Sun Jul 23, 2006 7:29 am

Late entry, but I had full faith in you. I always knew that Krushchev's other shoe was a running shoe.

by **Superluminal** » Sun Jul 23, 2006 3:40 pm

This just reminded my of an incident that happened in the air passenger terminal at Kadena AB when I was stationed there. A female passenger was sleeping in the waiting area late one night, and awoke to find some guy masterbating on top of her head. She started screaming, he ran away, and she wasn't able to give us a description of him. So, KOS, be careful out there.

by **Superluminal** » Sun Jul 23, 2006 3:40 pm

This just reminded my of an incident that happened in the air passenger terminal at Kadena AB when I was stationed there. A female passenger was sleeping in the waiting area late one night, and awoke to find some guy masterbating on top of her head. She started screaming, he ran away, and she wasn't able to give us a description of him. So, KOS, be careful out there.

by **Мастер** » Sun Jul 23, 2006 3:42 pm

Superluminal wrote:This just reminded my of an incident that happened in the air passenger terminal at Kadena AB when I was stationed there. A female passenger was sleeping in the waiting area late one night, and awoke to find some guy masterbating on top of her head. She started screaming, he ran away, and she wasn't able to give us a description of him. So, KOS, be careful out there.

Off the many strange things that have happened to me in airports, I'm afraid none of them quite rank up there with this incident. . .

by **Superluminal** » Sun Jul 23, 2006 3:53 pm

With you being in Chicago, I had this image of you waking up to Candy sitting on your......lap. :P

by **Мастер** » Sun Jul 23, 2006 4:54 pm

Could happen. It was even her evil airline on which I flew. They didn't lose my baggage. First time for everything.

by **Superluminal** » Sun Jul 23, 2006 7:57 pm

Would she know you if she saw you?

by **Мастер** » Sun Jul 23, 2006 8:02 pm

Superluminal wrote:Would she know you if she saw you?

Never met Candy in person, don't post pictures of myself, and don't use a real name, so I don't know how she would. Unless perhaps she could read it in my reaction when I saw her.

by **teri tait** » Tue Aug 01, 2006 4:18 pm

You saw Candy?!? What was she doing? I always thought she had some office away from the public. Far away.

by **Мастер** » Sun Aug 06, 2006 1:12 am

teri tait wrote:You saw Candy?!? What was she doing? I always thought she had some office away from the public. Far away.

She's posted pictures of herself at various times.

by **teri tait** » Sun Aug 06, 2006 3:14 am

Khrushchev's Other Shoe wrote:
teri tait wrote:You saw Candy?!? What was she doing? I always thought she had some office away from the public. Far away.

She's posted pictures of herself at various times.

Yes, I know. I thought you meant you had seen her at the airport in the scope of her employment.

by **Lance** » Sun Aug 06, 2006 3:29 am

I think KOS meant that if he had seen her, his shocked look might have given him away.

by **Dragon Star** » Sun Aug 06, 2006 3:43 am

I would certainly have the "Oh shit" look...

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