Illuminati-R-Us

by **Heid the Ba** » Fri Sep 01, 2006 9:20 am

by **Lance** » Fri Sep 01, 2006 2:03 pm

Damn, they don't have my size.

If these catch on, eventually there will be a child that dies in a house fire because he thought he was invulnerable. What a tragedy that will be.

by **Heid the Ba** » Fri Sep 01, 2006 3:35 pm

We need our own style of clothing, a shield of "science", trousers of "tolerance", a coat of "conscience" and a hat of "hilarity" . . . or maybe not.

by **pmcolt** » Fri Sep 01, 2006 3:57 pm

Hmm.

Breastplate of righteousness.
Belt of truth.
Wings of peace.
Helmet of salvation.
Shield of faith.
Sword of the Spirit

In modern warfare, I think I'd rather have a vest of kevlar, breastplate of steel shock plate armor, boots of combat, an M4 carbine, gas mask, and the Air Force overhead providing air superiority.

But it'd be rather uncomfortable to sleep with all that stuff on.

by **Dragon Star** » Fri Sep 01, 2006 5:11 pm

Well, if they made God/Jesus safety Cups... I would buy one...

"Mom, did you know that Jesus protects my testicles?"

by **hippietrekx** » Fri Sep 01, 2006 6:59 pm

Dragon Star wrote:"Mom, did you know that Jesus protects my testicles?"

I'm reminded vaugly of a chastity belt.

by **Enzo** » Sat Sep 02, 2006 4:50 am

Looking now for boots of great depth.

by **Heid the Ba** » Mon Sep 04, 2006 9:48 am

It occurs to me that they should make chaps/thong combinations so you can turn the other cheek. Nurse, time for my pills again . . .

by **pmcolt** » Mon Sep 04, 2006 9:32 pm

^ Yeah, somehow I doubt the "Jesus thong" is going to be widely popular amongst the churchgoing crowd.

by **Heid the Ba** » Tue Sep 05, 2006 8:26 am

Close textual analysis of Ephesians shows you "gird your loins with the thong of truth"; when they wrote the King James version us Scots thought that was a bit racy so we left it out. :roll:

by **Enzo** » Wed Sep 06, 2006 6:25 am

Is that why, if you lift their kilts, there's no thong under there? They prefer to leave it out?

by **Heid the Ba** » Wed Sep 06, 2006 7:40 am

Precisely, but in all other circumstances, as Robert Plant said, the thong remains the thame.

by **nicozine** » Wed Sep 06, 2006 2:18 pm

I think they're just creepy.

by **teri tait** » Thu Sep 07, 2006 12:55 am

nicozine wrote:I think they're just creepy.

There's really no place for a thong to creep, they're wedged pretty well in place when worn properly.

by **nicozine** » Thu Sep 07, 2006 2:10 pm

teri tait wrote:
nicozine wrote:I think they're just creepy.

There's really no place for a thong to creep, they're wedged pretty well in place when worn properly.

Not the thongs, the pajamas.

by **Heid the Ba** » Thu Sep 07, 2006 2:46 pm

Pajamas will creep and end up wedged in your crevice . . . :D

by **teri tait** » Thu Sep 07, 2006 9:42 pm

Heid the Ba' wrote:Pajamas will creep and end up wedged in your crevice . . . :D

Which is why I don't wear them :lol:

by **Dragon Star** » Fri Sep 08, 2006 12:52 am

Heid the Ba' wrote:Pajamas will creep and end up wedged in your crevice . . . :D

*sigh*

Gotta love those whitey-tighties! :lol:

by **Enzo** » Fri Sep 08, 2006 5:35 am

Crevice?

So is the larger one the crevass?

by **teri tait** » Sat Sep 09, 2006 4:19 am

Enzo wrote:Crevice?

So is the larger one the crevass?

And larger still, the crevasse

by **Enzo** » Sat Sep 09, 2006 4:49 am

I see, so the "E" makes it larger? Like shoes.

by **teri tait** » Sat Sep 09, 2006 7:51 pm

Enzo wrote:I see, so the "E" makes it larger? Like shoes.

LMAO, exactly.

by **umop ap!sdn** » Sun Sep 10, 2006 2:01 am

In that case, don't forget the crevassdd. :lol:

by **LouieK** » Mon Sep 11, 2006 7:53 am

umop ap!sdn wrote:In that case, don't forget the crevassdd.

Now I know what to call mine. :oops:

by **Heid the Ba** » Mon Sep 11, 2006 8:09 am

Welcome LouieK.

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