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I am not a terrorist

Postby Мастер » Tue Oct 24, 2006 6:11 pm

They call me Mr Celsius!
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Postby Enzo » Wed Oct 25, 2006 5:15 am

That is good, I like that.
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Postby Heid the Ba » Wed Oct 25, 2006 7:42 am

Mine is now ordered. :lol:
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Postby Enzo » Wed Oct 25, 2006 10:36 am

Y'know, I think this will help them at airport security. Ought to speed up your entry into the gate area. "Oh, HE is alright, Ed, says so right on his shirt."
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Postby Мастер » Wed Oct 25, 2006 4:13 pm

Enzo wrote:Y'know, I think this will help them at airport security. Ought to speed up your entry into the gate area. "Oh, HE is alright, Ed, says so right on his shirt."


That's how I'm planning on using mine. Haven't ordered yet though, I'm still deciding which style I want. . .

Incidentally, I learned about this shirt after seeing a news spot somewhere. If that spot was accurate, the inspiration for the shirt was when someone had difficulty at an airport while wearing an Arabic t-shirt with some fairly vague and generally meaninless statement (I don't remember what it was, but maybe something along the lines of "We shall overcome," that sort of thing).
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Postby The Beer Slayer » Sun Oct 29, 2006 9:05 pm

I like the one that says "infidel" in English and Arabic.
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Postby Мастер » Tue Nov 07, 2006 10:19 am

Heid the Ba' wrote:Mine is now ordered. :lol:


Have you received it yet?
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Postby Мастер » Thu Nov 23, 2006 8:54 am

Heid the Ba', did you ever receive it? Mine may be waiting for me when I get back from Prague (current location). . .
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Postby Heid the Ba » Thu Nov 23, 2006 10:51 am

It has arrived, but I haven't seen it yet. It is going to be a Xmas present. Sorry, I missed the previous post.

In Prague and you still can't stay away from the board, I can't decide if that is inspiring or depressing . . .
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Postby Мастер » Sun Dec 03, 2006 12:26 am

Wore mine on an airplane today, with a sweater over it at first. Managed to upgrade to first class, so I sat in the very first row. After the meal, I took off the sweater, and kept it off for the rest of the flight, and in the arrival airport. Not one word from anyone. Needless to say, I'm disappointed. . .
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Postby umop ap!sdn » Sun Dec 03, 2006 5:56 am

Wow, that took guts - I applaud ya for it. :D Sorry to hear that it didn't get any attention.
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Postby Мастер » Sun Dec 03, 2006 2:42 pm

umop ap!sdn wrote:Wow, that took guts - I applaud ya for it. :D


Thanks, but it may have taken more wine than guts :P

Sorry to hear that it didn't get any attention.


Well, maybe I'll try again Monday :P
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Postby azazul » Sun Dec 03, 2006 4:12 pm

Try wearing it throught the security checkpoint.
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Postby Dragon Star » Sun Dec 03, 2006 4:54 pm

Khrushchev's Other Shoe wrote:Wore mine on an airplane today, with a sweater over it at first. Managed to upgrade to first class, so I sat in the very first row. After the meal, I took off the sweater, and kept it off for the rest of the flight, and in the arrival airport. Not one word from anyone. Needless to say, I'm disappointed. . .


If you wanted attention, the only thing you had to do is jump up and scream "Everyone Listen Up!!!".
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Postby umop ap!sdn » Sun Dec 03, 2006 5:11 pm

That might attract too much attention. :lol:
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Postby Dragon Star » Sun Dec 03, 2006 5:29 pm

Nah! :P
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Postby Мастер » Mon Dec 04, 2006 8:53 pm

Well, I didn't wear the shirt today, because today I took the flight that makes me qualify as a platinum member of a certain evil airline's frequent flier program. So I figured I should do that before I get banned from them.
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Postby Enzo » Tue Dec 05, 2006 1:40 am

They could have decided to dump your ass off at the Azores and continued on without you. Talk about lost luggage...
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Postby Мастер » Tue Dec 05, 2006 1:49 am

Enzo wrote:They could have decided to dump your ass off at the Azores and continued on without you. Talk about lost luggage...


That would have been a rather significant detour for my flight. . .
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Postby Enzo » Tue Dec 05, 2006 6:20 am

OK then, [strike]Rekjavick[/strike] [strike]Reykavyk[/strike] [strike]RobertJarvik[/strike] [strike]Rekkavik[/strike] Iceland.

That would be Thule inconvenient.
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Postby Мастер » Tue Dec 05, 2006 10:57 am

Enzo wrote:OK then, [strike]Rekjavick[/strike] [strike]Reykavyk[/strike] [strike]RobertJarvik[/strike] [strike]Rekkavik[/strike] Iceland.

That would be Thule inconvenient.


Um, where precisely do you think I was?
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Postby Enzo » Wed Dec 06, 2006 5:40 am

The consensus in my head was Prague heading towards the USA. If the route was different, I am sure I can come up with a suitable alternative mid-route stopover point with my keenly honed sense of the profoundly stupid.
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Postby Мастер » Wed Dec 06, 2006 1:03 pm

Ah, OK, but that was a couple weeks ago. My reent flights have been between Ohio and various east coast cities. . .
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Postby Enzo » Thu Dec 07, 2006 4:29 am

OK, then they will drop your ass off in Morgantown, West Virginia, or maybe Hagerstown, Maryland. In a pinch they might even invoke the Altoona reversal, unless you are in knip. The US airlines take their rucksack penalties very seriously.
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Postby azazul » Thu Dec 07, 2006 3:48 pm

Wow KOS, you travel a lot. What kind of work do you do?
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