Illuminati-R-Us

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That is good, I like that.

Mine is now ordered.

Y'know, I think this will help them at airport security. Ought to speed up your entry into the gate area. "Oh, HE is alright, Ed, says so right on his shirt."

Enzo wrote:Y'know, I think this will help them at airport security. Ought to speed up your entry into the gate area. "Oh, HE is alright, Ed, says so right on his shirt."

That's how I'm planning on using mine. Haven't ordered yet though, I'm still deciding which style I want. . .

Incidentally, I learned about this shirt after seeing a news spot somewhere. If that spot was accurate, the inspiration for the shirt was when someone had difficulty at an airport while wearing an Arabic t-shirt with some fairly vague and generally meaninless statement (I don't remember what it was, but maybe something along the lines of "We shall overcome," that sort of thing).

I like the one that says "infidel" in English and Arabic.

Heid the Ba' wrote:Mine is now ordered.

Have you received it yet?

Heid the Ba', did you ever receive it? Mine may be waiting for me when I get back from Prague (current location). . .

It has arrived, but I haven't seen it yet. It is going to be a Xmas present. Sorry, I missed the previous post.

In Prague and you still can't stay away from the board, I can't decide if that is inspiring or depressing . . .

Wore mine on an airplane today, with a sweater over it at first. Managed to upgrade to first class, so I sat in the very first row. After the meal, I took off the sweater, and kept it off for the rest of the flight, and in the arrival airport. Not one word from anyone. Needless to say, I'm disappointed. . .

Wow, that took guts - I applaud ya for it. :D Sorry to hear that it didn't get any attention.

umop ap!sdn wrote:Wow, that took guts - I applaud ya for it. :D

Thanks, but it may have taken more wine than guts :P

Sorry to hear that it didn't get any attention.

Well, maybe I'll try again Monday :P

Try wearing it throught the security checkpoint.

Khrushchev's Other Shoe wrote:Wore mine on an airplane today, with a sweater over it at first. Managed to upgrade to first class, so I sat in the very first row. After the meal, I took off the sweater, and kept it off for the rest of the flight, and in the arrival airport. Not one word from anyone. Needless to say, I'm disappointed. . .

If you wanted attention, the only thing you had to do is jump up and scream "Everyone Listen Up!!!".

That might attract too much attention.

Nah! :P

Well, I didn't wear the shirt today, because today I took the flight that makes me qualify as a platinum member of a certain evil airline's frequent flier program. So I figured I should do that before I get banned from them.

They could have decided to dump your ass off at the Azores and continued on without you. Talk about lost luggage...

Enzo wrote:They could have decided to dump your ass off at the Azores and continued on without you. Talk about lost luggage...

That would have been a rather significant detour for my flight. . .

OK then, [strike]Rekjavick[/strike] [strike]Reykavyk[/strike] [strike]RobertJarvik[/strike] [strike]Rekkavik[/strike] Iceland.

That would be Thule inconvenient.

Enzo wrote:OK then, [strike]Rekjavick[/strike] [strike]Reykavyk[/strike] [strike]RobertJarvik[/strike] [strike]Rekkavik[/strike] Iceland.

That would be Thule inconvenient.

Um, where precisely do you think I was?

The consensus in my head was Prague heading towards the USA. If the route was different, I am sure I can come up with a suitable alternative mid-route stopover point with my keenly honed sense of the profoundly stupid.

Ah, OK, but that was a couple weeks ago. My reent flights have been between Ohio and various east coast cities. . .

OK, then they will drop your ass off in Morgantown, West Virginia, or maybe Hagerstown, Maryland. In a pinch they might even invoke the Altoona reversal, unless you are in knip. The US airlines take their rucksack penalties very seriously.

Wow KOS, you travel a lot. What kind of work do you do?