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Postby hippietrekx » Thu Nov 30, 2006 2:51 am

Yup, Jimmy hit that wonderful age or 17 today.

Happy Birthday... again!

I gave Jimmy a card full of talcum powder while wearing goggles, gloves and a respirator and told him that it was laced with anthrax! He said it was the best card he ever got! :lol: I also gave him a hat. After school Jimmy, Moose and I ate a box of Nutty Bars and drank a liter of Pepsi. Then Moose and I attacked him with 19 birthday spanks. One for each year, one to grow on, and one because it was kinky. And the best part was we spanked him next to a Nativity scene and Baby Jesus!

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Postby Dragon Star » Thu Nov 30, 2006 3:09 am

"Is this where you want to be when Jesus comes back?" ~Joe Dirt

Not a more appropriate quote... :lol:
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Postby pmcolt » Thu Nov 30, 2006 5:15 am

Happy Birthday Jimmy! Starting the year off right with a kinky spanking.

Dragon Star, that is only the second time I have ever seen Joe Dirt quoted by anyone.
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Postby Heid the Ba » Thu Nov 30, 2006 3:13 pm

Welcome to the world of adult responsibility, may you never have to thole your assize.
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Postby Dragon Star » Thu Nov 30, 2006 5:53 pm

pmcolt wrote:Dragon Star, that is only the second time I have ever seen Joe Dirt quoted by anyone.


I'm going out on a limb to say that the first time was me as well? :lol:
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Postby teri tait » Thu Nov 30, 2006 6:10 pm

Happy Birthday St. Jimmy!

Remember never try to kick an officer in the nuts and run when caught underage drinking. They'll just catch you and knock the snot out of you before they arrest you. My brother learned that lesson the hard way. 8)
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Postby The Beer Slayer » Thu Nov 30, 2006 9:30 pm

Give him his present, then shove him out of the car as you drive past the greyhound bus station.
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Postby umop ap!sdn » Fri Dec 01, 2006 4:54 am

Happy Birthday Jimmy! :D :D :D :D
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