I'll take a crack at this.
Tagalog. Or more probably, bad Taglish. I decided to use 'salad sauce' for salad dressing, because I always find the code-switching that Tagalog speaker do a little disconcerting.
Sarsang ensalada.
Huwag kang itapon!
My native language: central North Carolinian. I think it's related to English.
Y'all don't throw out my salad dressing.
Dubya, a language that, while superficially resembles English, is undoubtedly only a distant relative.
This is sar-uh-sal-uh salad dressing. We all agree that we like, uh, to have something on our salad, some dressing. We don't support violence, but we, uh, also don't support throwing it away, throwing good salad dressing. Throwing it out is wasteful. It's wasteful and it's against our Amerkin values. We don't support the acquisition of nukular, uh, arms by turrist countries, and we don't support throwing away salad dressing. And we need to, uh, uh, y'know, be able to have salad dressing.