Illuminati-R-Us

by **Мастер** » Fri Jan 26, 2007 7:14 pm

There's a guy in the town where I used to work who has become famous in his own peculiar way by, on several dozen occasions, sneaking up behind east asian women, and, yes, that's right, cutting their hair :shock:

Kind of a weird fetish there. . .

by **Dragon Star** » Fri Jan 26, 2007 7:23 pm

Am I missing the punch line here? Or are you being serious? :shock:

by **Мастер** » Fri Jan 26, 2007 7:28 pm

Perfectly serious. Several dozen incidents over a many month period. After one woman (on a public bus) went public, a whole bunch of others did too.

Of course, we've got some folks here with some pretty damn weird fetishes. Let's see, making prom dresses and taping themselves to trees with, hmm, what is it, remind us hippie about your fetish :P

by **Dragon Star** » Fri Jan 26, 2007 7:34 pm

Khrushchev's Other Shoe wrote:Perfectly serious. Several dozen incidents over a many month period. After one woman (on a public bus) went public, a whole bunch of others did too.

Of course, we've got some folks here with some pretty damn weird fetishes. Let's see, making prom dresses and taping themselves to trees with, hmm, what is it, remind us hippie about your fetish :P

To be perfectly honest, are their any fetishes that aren't weird?

I'll admit, I have my own...

by **teri tait** » Fri Jan 26, 2007 8:30 pm

There was a guy on the news that was brought up on charges for "cavorting" with scantily clad mannequins. :shock:

Its his 6th conviction. He breaks the display window and "assaults" the lingeries clad mannequins. Freak 8)

by **Dragon Star** » Fri Jan 26, 2007 8:53 pm

teri tait wrote:There was a guy on the news that was brought up on charges for "cavorting" with scantily clad mannequins. Its his 6th conviction. He breaks the display window and "assaults" the lingeries clad mannequins. Freak 8)

by **St. Jimmy** » Sat Jan 27, 2007 4:13 am

Dragon Star wrote:
Khrushchev's Other Shoe wrote:Perfectly serious. Several dozen incidents over a many month period. After one woman (on a public bus) went public, a whole bunch of others did too.

Of course, we've got some folks here with some pretty damn weird fetishes. Let's see, making prom dresses and taping themselves to trees with, hmm, what is it, remind us hippie about your fetish :P

To be perfectly honest, are their any fetishes that aren't weird?

I'll admit, I have my own...

*tickle, tickle* :lol:

:P

by **Dragon Star** » Sat Jan 27, 2007 4:17 am

St. Jimmy wrote:
Dragon Star wrote:
Khrushchev's Other Shoe wrote:Perfectly serious. Several dozen incidents over a many month period. After one woman (on a public bus) went public, a whole bunch of others did too.

Of course, we've got some folks here with some pretty damn weird fetishes. Let's see, making prom dresses and taping themselves to trees with, hmm, what is it, remind us hippie about your fetish :P

To be perfectly honest, are their any fetishes that aren't weird?

I'll admit, I have my own...

*tickle, tickle* :P

*puts on a fake serious face*

Asshole...

by **umop ap!sdn** » Sat Jan 27, 2007 5:56 pm

Dragon Star wrote:I'll admit, I have my own...

Doesn't everybody? :lol:

by **Dragon Star** » Sun Jan 28, 2007 3:03 am

umop ap!sdn wrote:
Dragon Star wrote:I'll admit, I have my own...

Doesn't everybody?

Sure, but not everybody admits it. :wink:

by **hippietrekx** » Sun Jan 28, 2007 6:09 am

So, KOS, do you mean the braces or the biting or the electricity?

I'm really not a right kid. :lol:

--hippie

by **Мастер** » Sun Jan 28, 2007 6:25 am

hippietrekx wrote:So, KOS, do you mean the braces or the biting or the electricity?

I meant the sticky stuff. . .

by **Dragon Star** » Sun Jan 28, 2007 1:42 pm

Khrushchev's Other Shoe wrote:
hippietrekx wrote:So, KOS, do you mean the braces or the biting or the electricity?

I meant the sticky stuff. . .

ROFL!

You sir take todays cookie for that one.

by **Heid the Ba** » Mon Jan 29, 2007 9:23 am

The term "Dakota Fanning" sounds like a fetish, but maybe that is just me.

by **Мастер** » Mon Jan 29, 2007 4:38 pm

Heid the Ba' wrote:The term "Dakota Fanning" sounds like a fetish, but maybe that is just me.

I think "fanny" has different meanings on the two sides of the Atlantic. . .

by **umop ap!sdn** » Mon Jan 29, 2007 8:37 pm

Yep... over here it's your bum.

by **St. Jimmy** » Mon Jan 29, 2007 9:39 pm

Khrushchev's Other Shoe wrote:
hippietrekx wrote:So, KOS, do you mean the braces or the biting or the electricity?

I meant the sticky stuff. . .

by **Мастер** » Mon Jan 29, 2007 10:19 pm

St. Jimmy wrote:
Khrushchev's Other Shoe wrote:
hippietrekx wrote:So, KOS, do you mean the braces or the biting or the electricity?

I meant the sticky stuff. . .

It was all a ploy to try to get hippie to say duct tape, as part of the assassination game.

by **St. Jimmy** » Tue Jan 30, 2007 2:13 am

Khrushchev's Other Shoe wrote:
St. Jimmy wrote:
Khrushchev's Other Shoe wrote:
hippietrekx wrote:So, KOS, do you mean the braces or the biting or the electricity?

I meant the sticky stuff. . .

It was all a ploy to try to get hippie to say duct tape, as part of the assassination game.

Are you sure you were trying to get her to say duct tape and not something else? :wink: :lol:

by **Мастер** » Tue Jan 30, 2007 3:12 am

St. Jimmy wrote:Are you sure you were trying to get her to say duct tape and not something else? :wink:

One could imagine that I was trying to get her to use up her counter-assassination attempts.

by **Dragon Star** » Tue Jan 30, 2007 3:14 am

Khrushchev's Other Shoe wrote:
St. Jimmy wrote:Are you sure you were trying to get her to say duct tape and not something else? :wink:

One could imagine that I was trying to get her to use up her counter-assassination attempts.

I tried the same to you, but to no avail. :twisted:

by **Heid the Ba** » Tue Jan 30, 2007 9:09 am

Khrushchev's Other Shoe wrote:
Heid the Ba' wrote:The term "Dakota Fanning" sounds like a fetish, but maybe that is just me.

I think "fanny" has different meanings on the two sides of the Atlantic. . .

No, it isn't that, it is the thought of fanning something nicknamed a "dakota". I checked with Mrs B, she thinks it sounds a bit pervy too.

by **Lance** » Tue Jan 30, 2007 1:26 pm

You could fan my dakota if you like...

Yeah, it's kind of sick.

by **Heid the Ba** » Tue Jan 30, 2007 1:44 pm

I also subconciously change Sir Leigh Teabing to "Teabagging", probably an automatic response to the book's quality.

A strange but happy place, my head.

by **Enzo** » Wed Jan 31, 2007 5:52 am

Well, as long as you have plenty of company in there...

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