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Yep, still got it...

Postby Enzo » Thu Mar 15, 2007 3:26 am

Went to dinner this evening, and while standing at the counter to pay for my meal at the restaurant, the manager was having an animated phone conversation while I stood there. Momentarily, after a "talk to you later," she exclaims to me, "I HAVE A PLACE TO LIVE!!!, We got our house. YAY!!" I smiled and said, "That must mean my dinner is free then."

She smiled back and said, "Sure."

Don't worry, I still left a tip for the server.
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Postby hippietrekx » Thu Mar 15, 2007 4:04 am

Damn, how do you do it? :shock:
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Postby Enzo » Thu Mar 15, 2007 8:25 am

My next self-improvement book will have some chapters on it.
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Postby Heid the Ba » Thu Mar 15, 2007 8:37 am

Enzo, you charmer. :shock:
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Postby troubleagain » Thu Mar 15, 2007 1:12 pm

This is a man who:
* happens to be in the right place at the right time a lot and
* knows how to take advantage of it. :lol:
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Postby The Beer Slayer » Thu Mar 15, 2007 9:17 pm

I stand by my theory that he is being lured into a fiendishly conceived trap.
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Postby Dragon Star » Fri Mar 16, 2007 1:22 am

You got game.

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Postby Enzo » Fri Mar 16, 2007 4:06 am

The only downside to the whole thing is that on the way back to work I stopped for a drink at the gas station where the girl likes me and never charges for my fountain soda. But she was not working that night. If that had worked out...

I must have a lot of Karmic Capital built up.
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Postby St. Jimmy » Fri Mar 16, 2007 12:36 pm

:shock: Teach me how to get hippie to bend to my will as you do waitresses.
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Postby pmcolt » Fri Mar 16, 2007 2:48 pm

I hope luck isn't conserved; if it is, then some poor sucker can't catch a break because of you, Enzo. :shock:
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Postby Dragon Star » Fri Mar 16, 2007 8:13 pm

St. Jimmy wrote::shock: Teach me how to get hippie to bend to my will as you do waitresses.


If God himself exists, not even he could do that. :lol:
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Postby pmcolt » Sat Mar 17, 2007 2:15 am

Dragon Star wrote:
St. Jimmy wrote::shock: Teach me how to get hippie to bend to my will as you do waitresses.


If God himself exists, not even he could do that. :lol:


1) Attach electrodes to key portions of hippie's brain.
2) ???
3) Profit.
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Postby hippietrekx » Sat Mar 17, 2007 2:53 am

Dragon Star wrote:
St. Jimmy wrote::shock: Teach me how to get hippie to bend to my will as you do waitresses.


If God himself exists, not even he could do that. :lol:


Of course I exist. Craps, man, who do you THINK is running the show? Jimmy hasn't quite proven himself to be a good-enough worshiper for me to show him all the secrets. :mrgreen:
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Postby St. Jimmy » Sat Mar 17, 2007 7:26 pm

hippietrekx wrote:
Dragon Star wrote:
St. Jimmy wrote::shock: Teach me how to get hippie to bend to my will as you do waitresses.


If God himself exists, not even he could do that. :lol:


Of course I exist. Craps, man, who do you THINK is running the show? Jimmy hasn't quite proven himself to be a good-enough worshiper for me to show him all the secrets. :mrgreen:


I don't know what that means, but a little voice in the back of my head just said, "Worship hippie like crazy starting now". :lol:
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Postby Dragon Star » Sat Mar 17, 2007 9:53 pm

St. Jimmy wrote:
hippietrekx wrote:
Dragon Star wrote:
St. Jimmy wrote::shock: Teach me how to get hippie to bend to my will as you do waitresses.


If God himself exists, not even he could do that. :lol:


Of course I exist. Craps, man, who do you THINK is running the show? Jimmy hasn't quite proven himself to be a good-enough worshiper for me to show him all the secrets. :mrgreen:


I don't know what that means...


I do. :P

Watch your head Jimmy, it may be removed soon. :lol:
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Postby troubleagain » Sun Mar 18, 2007 6:14 pm

Human sacrifice, anyone?
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