Yep, still got it...
Posted:
Thu Mar 15, 2007 3:26 amby Enzo
Went to dinner this evening, and while standing at the counter to pay for my meal at the restaurant, the manager was having an animated phone conversation while I stood there. Momentarily, after a "talk to you later," she exclaims to me, "I HAVE A PLACE TO LIVE!!!, We got our house. YAY!!" I smiled and said, "That must mean my dinner is free then."
She smiled back and said, "Sure."
Don't worry, I still left a tip for the server.
Posted:
Thu Mar 15, 2007 8:25 amby Enzo
My next self-improvement book will have some chapters on it.
Posted:
Thu Mar 15, 2007 1:12 pmby troubleagain
This is a man who:
* happens to be in the right place at the right time a lot and
* knows how to take advantage of it.
Posted:
Thu Mar 15, 2007 9:17 pmby The Beer Slayer
I stand by my theory that he is being lured into a fiendishly conceived trap.
Posted:
Fri Mar 16, 2007 4:06 amby Enzo
The only downside to the whole thing is that on the way back to work I stopped for a drink at the gas station where the girl likes me and never charges for my fountain soda. But she was not working that night. If that had worked out...
I must have a lot of Karmic Capital built up.
Posted:
Fri Mar 16, 2007 12:36 pmby St. Jimmy
Teach me how to get hippie to bend to my will as you do waitresses.
Posted:
Fri Mar 16, 2007 2:48 pmby pmcolt
I hope luck isn't conserved; if it is, then some poor sucker can't catch a break because of you, Enzo.
Posted:
Fri Mar 16, 2007 8:13 pmby Dragon Star
St. Jimmy wrote::shock: Teach me how to get hippie to bend to my will as you do waitresses.
If God himself exists, not even he could do that.
Posted:
Sat Mar 17, 2007 2:15 amby pmcolt
Dragon Star wrote:St. Jimmy wrote::shock: Teach me how to get hippie to bend to my will as you do waitresses.
If God himself exists, not even he could do that.
1) Attach electrodes to key portions of hippie's brain.
2) ???
3) Profit.
Posted:
Sat Mar 17, 2007 2:53 amby hippietrekx
Dragon Star wrote:St. Jimmy wrote::shock: Teach me how to get hippie to bend to my will as you do waitresses.
If God himself exists, not even he could do that.
Of course I exist. Craps, man, who do you THINK is running the show? Jimmy hasn't quite proven himself to be a good-enough worshiper for me to show him all the secrets.
Posted:
Sat Mar 17, 2007 7:26 pmby St. Jimmy
hippietrekx wrote:Dragon Star wrote:St. Jimmy wrote::shock: Teach me how to get hippie to bend to my will as you do waitresses.
If God himself exists, not even he could do that.
Of course I exist. Craps, man, who do you THINK is running the show? Jimmy hasn't quite proven himself to be a good-enough worshiper for me to show him all the secrets.
I don't know what that means, but a little voice in the back of my head just said, "Worship hippie like crazy starting now".
Posted:
Sat Mar 17, 2007 9:53 pmby Dragon Star
St. Jimmy wrote:hippietrekx wrote:Dragon Star wrote:St. Jimmy wrote::shock: Teach me how to get hippie to bend to my will as you do waitresses.
If God himself exists, not even he could do that.
Of course I exist. Craps, man, who do you THINK is running the show? Jimmy hasn't quite proven himself to be a good-enough worshiper for me to show him all the secrets.
I don't know what that means...
I do. :P
Watch your head Jimmy, it may be removed soon.
