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by **Heid the Ba** » Mon Jun 25, 2007 3:45 pm

I don't know why but I looked up Scotland on it.

Oh dearie me. It gets most things wrong and refers to "popular sports" I've never heard of. Also the footnotes don't always say what they are claimed to.

Still, if Pat Robertson hates us we must be doing something right. :roll:

by **umop ap!sdn** » Mon Jun 25, 2007 4:07 pm

Yet there's this:

Scotland has been inhabited since at least 8500BC

I thought they thought that to be impossible. :lol:

by **Heid the Ba** » Mon Jun 25, 2007 4:17 pm

We must have been populated by pre-creation homosexuals, generation after generation of them . . .

by **Enzo** » Tue Jun 26, 2007 12:01 am

Sheep-fornicating, skirt wearing bastards... Just like them to use sex precreationally instead of procreationally.

by **umop ap!sdn** » Tue Jun 26, 2007 1:54 am

Enzo wrote:precreationally

Excellent pun. 8)

by **Enzo** » Tue Jun 26, 2007 4:29 am

Ba' gets the credit for that one, I just ran with it.

by **Heid the Ba** » Tue Jun 26, 2007 2:39 pm

We should have our own show, full of quality jokes and entertainment.

A scotsman walks into a baker's shop . . .

by **The Beer Slayer** » Tue Jun 26, 2007 7:47 pm

Scotland, Scotland . . .

Oh, that's part of England, right?

:glp-hiding:

by **Enzo** » Wed Jun 27, 2007 12:00 am

Hell hath nae fury like a woman sconed.

Embraceable ewe.

Hey Angus, what's dumber than a dumb Scotsman?
I dunno, Doooglas, what?
A smart Irishman, of course.

Thank ewe, thank ewe, we'll be here all week.

by **Heid the Ba** » Wed Jun 27, 2007 1:38 pm

Enzo wrote:Hell hath nae fury like a woman sconed.

Outstanding! :=D:

Our themetune would have to be the Stones classic: "Hey, McLeod get off of my ewe."

What's the difference between Bing Crosbie and Walt Disney?
Bing sings and Walt disnae.

And it's goodnight from me . . .

by **troubleagain** » Wed Jun 27, 2007 2:50 pm

Heid the Ba' wrote:A scotsman walks into a baker's shop . . .

Is there a punchline to this one, or do I just not get it? :?

by **Heid the Ba** » Wed Jun 27, 2007 3:16 pm

Sorry, it is a reprise of a joke I posted in one of my first posts here:

A scotsman walks into a baker's shop and says
"Is that a cake or a meringue?"
"You're quite right, it's a cake."

by **troubleagain** » Wed Jun 27, 2007 10:19 pm

Oh, I like it. I love jokes in dialect.

by **Enzo** » Thu Jun 28, 2007 12:40 am

What dialect.......

by **Heid the Ba** » Thu Jun 28, 2007 9:54 am

Ah dinna ken whit yon lassie is talking aboot.

by **troubleagain** » Thu Jun 28, 2007 3:08 pm

:D Keep it up and I'll start using Southern dialect. :D

by **umop ap!sdn** » Fri Jun 29, 2007 12:14 am

And I could staht with tha nawtheast accent! It's pretty neat that we have so much variety here. :D

by **The Beer Slayer** » Fri Jun 29, 2007 12:46 am

Ah sware, ya'll crazy kids 'n your fancy pants intar-web.

by **Enzo** » Fri Jun 29, 2007 3:38 am

SOuthern dialect? Like south Scotland?

FRAYDOM, y'all!!!!
---Billie Bob Wallace

by **Arneb** » Mon Jul 02, 2007 4:04 pm

Sso vot ebaut samm Tsherrmann?

by **umop ap!sdn** » Mon Jul 02, 2007 5:02 pm

I vonce saw a vorld vide vep paitch abeut Pennsylvania Dutch.... vis audio sampullz.

Writing.com Account · by **Lonewulf** » Wed Jul 04, 2007 12:08 am

Ach! Zees eez unacceptable!

German aczent for za win, ja?

by **umop ap!sdn** » Wed Jul 04, 2007 4:13 am

*Counteahs zat wis a Fkhensh acsant*

by **Мастер** » Wed Jul 04, 2007 4:18 am

OK, this thread has evolved from Conservapedia to people talking in cartoon accents...

by **Enzo** » Wed Jul 04, 2007 4:34 am

So? Cartoon outlooks to cartoon accents.

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