What sports teams do you support?

[Heid the Ba]

Spillvaanichung Graider Fädd 2 - 1 Erschder Effzeh Nämbärch

Allmächd nah!

I think you can be as unbearable as you like.

[Lianachan]

Ross County 1 - 1 St Mirren

Lost a late equaliser there, in a match we were apparently shite in and lucky to get anything from. Still, 2 games in a row without defeat is probably some sort of record this season.

Played 130, won 65, drawn 24, lost 41.

(edited for "played" typo)

[Heid the Ba]

I think we have had several errors in the count over the last page, I think it should be:

Played 131, won 66, drawn 24, lost 41.

I'd be obliged if someone would check.

[Lianachan]

I think we have had several errors in the count over the last page, I think it should be:

Played 131, won 66, drawn 24, lost 41.

I'd be obliged if someone would check.

Yes, there was an unnoticed 2nd Played 127 post, so looks like we're on 131.

[Heid the Ba]

Plastic Pitch FC 1 - 2 Rangers

Played 132, won 67, drawn 24, lost 41.

All a bit sketchy and they got a penalty. Yes, against us. He'll never referee again.

[Arneb]

A young colleague on the ICU this afternoon was in a hurry to sign out his shift because he wanted to be at the Olympic Stadium tonight for the Hertha - Kiel game... supporting Kiel

I could have given him the order to work overtime for a few hours, come to think of it...

[Arneb]

Hertha up two-nil at the half. Take that, young biatch!

Dare we hope?

[Heid the Ba]

Kiel haul him! Yes we dare.

Kieler Sportvereinigung Holstein von 1900 e.V., give us a "k", give us an "i" . . .

[Arneb]

No.

Of course, there was a penalty at 90+8, after extensive VAR back- and forth.

Hertha BSC 2 - 2 SV Holstein Kiel

Played 133, won 67, drawn 25, lost 41

You know, not too bad against a serious promotion contender, but FUUUUUUUUCK.

[Heid the Ba]

That sucks, but not unexpected. It is Old Auntie after all.

[Heid the Ba]

Shitting fuck, Rangers 1 - 2 Motherwell.

Played 134, won 67, drawn 25, lost 42

[Lianachan]

Heroin Suppers 2 - 0 Ross County

Played 135, won 67, drawn 25, lost 43.

[Arneb]

Greuther one down away to Karlsruhe 15 min from time. At least K'ruhe failed to convert a penalty, but it's shaping up to be a pretty shitty weekend.

[Arneb]

Ah, so it's 4 - 0 in the end. Cause, 'course, on a weekend like that. So Hertha causing a penalty in an injury time that was way too long to lose a hard-fought lead was the good game.

Played 136, won 67, drawn 25, lost 44.

[Heid the Ba]

Good old Jambos, did us a favour when we needed it.
Edit: for those furth of these airts; the common belief is that Hertz always give Celtic a hard game and then roll over for us.

[Heid the Ba]

When do Hertha sign the Heidenheim 'keeper?

[Arneb]

He's probably a plant from England.

[Heid the Ba]

I have the DVD of Bonnie Tyler's goalkeeping blunders; it's totally clips of Joe Hart . . .
This joke may not travel well.

[Heid the Ba]

We're away to FC Portudago tonight, it could get ugly, in either sense. Either a beating or our patented anti-football away draw. Fortunately I'll miss the first half and know whether it is worth jumping in at half time.

[Heid the Ba]

Oh fucking hell, we're trying to play fitba' that never goes well. And that was never a penalty, not even away in Europe to a trendier team. Would it surprise anyone that I got home, turned the tellybox on and they got their shitty, made up penalty? Bastards.

[Heid the Ba]

And then I turned back to the game and the fuckers equalised. Fuck me.

[Heid the Ba]

FC Portudago 2 - 2 Rangers.

We could have won, we could have lost, but they got the softest, shittiest penalty ever given to a big team at home to a wee team.

Played 137, won 67, drawn 26, lost 44.

[Heid the Ba]

If you ever want to know the difference between "chase the egg" and fitba' scroll past the nonsense and just watch the clip of the ref telling off two players much larger than she is.
https://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/rugby-union/68423080

[Arneb]

...they got the softest, shittiest penalty ever given to a big team at home to a wee team.

Must be a stark contrast to the world at home. But you're not the only wee team suffering - Vini Jr. didn't see a red card against Leipzig at Bernabéu and went on to score the decider later in the game.

[Arneb]

Hertha and Greuther at work on Sunday, so we'll all have to wait a bit for our count to not get better.