What sports teams do you support?

[g-one]

Go Go Gushue!

[Arneb]

1. FC Kaiserslautern 2 - 0 SpVgg Greuther Fürth

Hertha tomorrow at 4:30; now in 7th after a win by close mompetetor Freiburg.

Played 142, won 67, drawn 28, lost 47.

[Heid the Ba]

We're away to the Sheepshaggers tomorrow, I'll be astonished if we win.

[Heid the Ba]

Astonished I am:

Sheepshaggers 0 - 3 Rangers with all our goals coming in the last ten minutes. It helps secure us in third place.

Played 143, won 68, drawn 28, lost 47.

[Arneb]

Incredible Rangers!

Union managed to catch a late equalizer at whistle time after leading 2 - 0 away to steenkin' Düsseldorf, so any danger of promotion seems banished now.

Hertha 2 - 0 up, 15 min from time. I wonder how they'll manage to botch this, but the will sure try.

[Heid the Ba]

Ha Ho He!

[Arneb]

They didn't botch it!

Hertha 2 - 0 FC Ausgsburg

Putting us back in fifth, 3 pts. clear of a non-international placement. Don't worry, there is plenty of opportunity to fuck this up yet. We'll manage.

Played 144, won 69, drawn 28, lost 47. (I hope Lance can get over the number of wins).

[Lianachan]

This apparently happened while I was away:

Hamilton 1 - 1 Ross County

Played 145, won 69, drawn 29, lost 47.

[Arneb]

CL match between Dortmund and Monaca called off and adjourned to tomorrow because of an explosion close to the Dortmund team bus.

Are these weird times or what?

[Arneb]

Back to Bundesliga

FSV Mainz 05 1 - 0 Hertha BSC

Of course we lose against 15th placed crisis crew Mainz, as so often.

Played 146, won 69, drawn 29, lost 48.

[Heid the Ba]

Rangers 2 - 0 Kilmarnock, we won't catch the Sheepshaggers in second place, we're unlikely to be caught by St Johnstone (so insignificant they don't have an abusive nickname) so we should be safe in third.

Played 147, won 70, drawn 29, lost 48.

[Heid the Ba]

Hahahahahahahahahahahahaha *deep inhale* hahahahahahahahahahahaha!

[Lianachan]

Presumably that's related to....

Ross County 2 - 2 Shellick

Played 148, won 70, drawn 30, lost 48.

[Heid the Ba]

A dubious late penalty and the Celtic captain being sent off? That is always worth a laugh.

Edit: and you can relegate ICT and save yourselves with a win on Friday.

[Lianachan]

Ah, wasn't at the game today (family birthday here) and only knew the result. Sounds like a cracker. We were due a dubious penalty, for all the clear cut ones we haven't been given against that lot over the years.

[Arneb]

Meanwhile,

VfL Bochum 1 - 0 SpVgg Greuther Fürth

Move on, nothing to see here...


Played 149, won 70, drawn 30, lost 49

[Heid the Ba]

Cup semi-final tomorrow, us against Sellick. We won't win by more than one goal, they could win by four and anything in between is possible, with them winning by two the likeliest. It's 2215 here and kickoff is in 14 hours, I don't know whether to sober up or keep drinking.

[Arneb]

The hangover will be monumental if you keep it up...

SpVgg Greuther Fürth 1 - 0 Dynamo Dresden
Hertha BSC 1 - 0 VfL Wolfsburg

Hertha in 5th, looking at another European qualification if the late season collapse somehow does not take place. three matches (+ Leipzig at home) against lower-placed teams, so it should be their own fault if they don't make it.
Greuther hold about the highest position possible to qualify as mid-table mediocrity, 6th.

[Heid the Ba]

Rangers lost, so

Played 152, won 72, drawn 30, lost 50.

Glad you're keeping the average up Arneb.

[Arneb]

I had hoped for a 50 % win rate. That is far off, I am afraid.

[Lianachan]

Rosh Cowny 4 - 0 Shtig of the dump

Played 153, won 73, drawn 30, lost 50.

[Heid the Ba]

Good effort Cowny!

[Arneb]

Rosh Cowny 4 - 0 Shtig of the dump

Konggreddalayshn!

Is that "Queen of the South"? And what's a "stig"?

[Lianachan]

Rosh Cowny 4 - 0 Shtig of the dump

Konggreddalayshn!

Is that "Queen of the South"? And what's a "stig"?

Their Sunday name is Inverness Caledonian Thistle. It's our derby game, and they're our bitter rivals. Very bitter tonight....

Stig of the Dump is a kid's book we all had to read at school. Their ground is built on a landfill site, so the nicknames come easily

[Arneb]

Ah, now I see. Thanks, and don't stop drinking!