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Re: What sports teams do you support?

Postby Heid the Ba » Thu Sep 14, 2017 8:17 pm

Half time at Hertha, still 0-0.

Tight head gets pressure on both shoulders, so is more balanced but tougher. Loosehead has more flexibility. As a former flanker I can see no good reason to play anywhere in the front row.
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Re: What sports teams do you support?

Postby Мастер » Sat Sep 16, 2017 7:58 am

New Zealand 17 - 0 South Africa, 22 minutes in.

South Africa and New Zealand have a shot at the tournament no matter what happens today, but they need to win their own match in a few hours, they need New Zealand to draw or lose this match, and they need New Zealand not to score two bonus points. Furthermore, if either New Zealand or South Africa scores a bonus point, Australia must also score one.
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Re: What sports teams do you support?

Postby Мастер » Sat Sep 16, 2017 8:15 am

New Zealand 24 - 0 South Africa, 36 minutes in.
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Re: What sports teams do you support?

Postby Мастер » Sat Sep 16, 2017 8:21 am

New Zealand 31 - 0 South Africa at the half.
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Re: What sports teams do you support?

Postby Мастер » Sat Sep 16, 2017 9:00 am

New Zealand 36 - 0 South Africa, 20 minutes to go.
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Re: What sports teams do you support?

Postby Мастер » Sat Sep 16, 2017 9:10 am

New Zealand 43 - 0 South Africa, 13 minutes to go.

South Africa could still win, they just have to score seven times in thirteen minutes.
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Re: What sports teams do you support?

Postby Мастер » Sat Sep 16, 2017 9:18 am

New Zealand 50 - 0 South Africa, four minutes to go.
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Re: What sports teams do you support?

Postby Мастер » Sat Sep 16, 2017 9:25 am

New Zealand 57 - 0 South Africa, final.

Australia is now eliminated. Argentina had already been eliminated, so it's between New Zealand and South Africa now.

The Australia - Argentina match in a few minutes is now irrelevant to the outcome of the tournament, as is the outcome of the Argentina - Australia match three weeks from now.
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Re: What sports teams do you support?

Postby Мастер » Sat Sep 16, 2017 9:46 am

Scenarios in which South Africa wins the tournament:

(1) South Africa defeats Australia two weeks from now, and New Zealand three weeks from now. New Zealand loses to Argentina two weeks from now. South Africa scores more bonus points than New Zealand, or scores the same number of bonus points, and wins on the third, fourth, or fifth tie-breaking criterion (overall points scored, points scored against the tied teams, or overall tries scored).

(2) South Africa defeats Australia two weeks from now, and New Zealand three weeks from now. New Zealand draws with Argentina two weeks from now. South Africa scores a bonus point in each match, New Zealand does not score a bonus point in either match, and South Africa wins on the third, fourth, or fifth tie-breaking criterion.

Any other scenario ends with New Zealand winning the tournament.
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Re: What sports teams do you support?

Postby Мастер » Sat Sep 16, 2017 11:49 am

Australia 45 - 20 Argentina, final.

No relevance to the outcome of the tournament.
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Re: What sports teams do you support?

Postby Heid the Ba » Sat Sep 16, 2017 1:26 pm

Hertha finished 0-0.

10 man Pertick 2-2 Ruddy useless Rangers, who needed a late goal to equalise.

Played 34, won 15, Drawn 8, Lost 11.
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Re: What sports teams do you support?

Postby Lianachan » Sat Sep 16, 2017 6:55 pm

Sellick 4 - 0 Ross County

Not a surprise, really. They PSGed* us.

Played 35, won 15, Drawn 8, Lost 12.

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Re: What sports teams do you support?

Postby Arneb » Sat Sep 16, 2017 7:05 pm

And Hertha against Hoffenheim tomorrow, the team that last week beat Bayern...
Gonna be a cruddy weekend, this one.
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Re: What sports teams do you support?

Postby Arneb » Sun Sep 17, 2017 11:47 am

15 min played, and we're already 1 - 0 down...
Fürth boldly holding a 0 - 0 at 15 min.
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Re: What sports teams do you support?

Postby Heid the Ba » Sun Sep 17, 2017 12:44 pm

This could well be a cruddy weekend. At least I'm not at homesoI can't watch the Hertha game . . .
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Re: What sports teams do you support?

Postby Arneb » Sun Sep 17, 2017 1:38 pm

TSG Hoffenheim 1 - 1 Hertha BSC
SpVgg Greuther Fürth 3 - 1 Fortuna Düsseldorf

Not too bad, cosnidering Hertha were away to a CL qualifier and Bayern vanquisher, but we are pulling away from the 50% quota quite rapidly:
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Re: What sports teams do you support?

Postby Heid the Ba » Sun Sep 17, 2017 1:40 pm

Well done Germany, if we win the next five in a row we're back to 50%!
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Re: What sports teams do you support?

Postby Arneb » Sun Sep 17, 2017 1:41 pm

Yeah, and we totally will, being Hertha, Fürth, RCC and Rangers.
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Re: What sports teams do you support?

Postby Heid the Ba » Sun Sep 17, 2017 1:55 pm

I think we play Celtic next so I'll be surprised if we win that one. Oh and we're Hertha, Fuerth and RCC.
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Re: What sports teams do you support?

Postby Heid the Ba » Tue Sep 19, 2017 8:22 pm

Actually we play Pertick again in the wee cup, one up with 15 minutes to play . . .
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Re: What sports teams do you support?

Postby Heid the Ba » Tue Sep 19, 2017 8:44 pm

Oh fucking fuck, a 90th minute equaliser. Extra time.
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Re: What sports teams do you support?

Postby Heid the Ba » Tue Sep 19, 2017 8:46 pm

94th minute goal to us. Fuckingcuntnuggets. I couldn't do this sober.
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Re: What sports teams do you support?

Postby Heid the Ba » Tue Sep 19, 2017 8:53 pm

Don't fuck up, don't fuck up . . .
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Re: What sports teams do you support?

Postby Heid the Ba » Tue Sep 19, 2017 8:58 pm

Gooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooool!
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Re: What sports teams do you support?

Postby Heid the Ba » Tue Sep 19, 2017 9:19 pm

Pertick 1-3 Rangers

Played 38, won 17, Drawn 9, Lost 12.
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