Heid the Ba' wrote:"Fucking useless worthless cunting bastarding cunting worthless fucking cunting twatslapping fisting tittyfucking arse fisting cuntybawbagging twatting fanny shitting arse titting fannytwatting badgerhatting arsetitting fitba' team that I will always support despite every useless titting fucking cunting bawbag thing that they cunting do."
Arneb wrote: I appreciate his fairness, all the more so since mysself I couldn't come with even ten reasons in a lifetime.
Heid the Ba' wrote:Meanwhile in der Arnebhaus:
Young Master Arneb: Papa, what do you do online?
Arneb: I discuss politics and sport with friends and improve my English.
Later . . .
Young Master Arneb: Mama! What does "cunting twatslapping fisting tittyfucking arse" mean?
Mama Arneb: I have no idea, where did you hear that?
Young Master Arneb: But Mama you're a teacher, you know everything . . .
I apologise for my language yesterday, a combination of my fuckbuggering fitba' team and inlaws. I'm home now after another stand up, knock down shouting match this morning. Cunts the lot of them.
Arneb wrote:Just to win the nitpicker of of the day award, It's im or, if you must, in dem Arnebhaus. because it's das Haus - neutrum.
Was the Memsahib at least duly proud of you for valiantly fighting against your stupid in-law cunts?
Heid the Ba' wrote:I knew I would get that wrong.
Heid the Ba' wrote:t is a fight now in its fourth decade and one that will continue until there is only one side left standing. I don't care what they think of me, and we fight about many things, but when they start on the Mem then the gloves come off. Her parents are retired and live most of the year in Spain avoiding any and all responsibilities for family in the UK, which they are trying to dump onto the Memsahib while telling her that she works too hard and that her house is untidy.
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