Heid the Ba wrote:I've just had a Celtic fan complain about how unfair Europe is, since everyone else has more money than them, so I pointed out the economic realities of Scottish fitba'. Which lead to:
Him: We could go undefeated again this season.
Me: Didn't you lose last Wednesday?
Him: I meant in Scotland.
Me: So you only count games where you have a huge economic advantage?
Him: Your lot's only goal now is to stop our unbeaten season.
Me: No, I like your record and want it to continue since the longer it goes on the more ridiculous it looks.
Him: *stomps off*
Arneb wrote:I like the idea of Boxing Day football when everyone watches highly trained top athletes run their guts out in shameful weather while sitting on the couch, drink and snacks handy still burping from Christmas food overload, and calling the athletes lazy, overpaid bastards who aren't getting anything done.
Lianachan wrote:Motherwell 3 - 2 Ross Chuffing County
We helpfully put the ball into our own net for their last minute winner.
Played 99, won 40, drawn 20, lost 39.
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