Illuminati-R-Us

Fucking ARBROATH! 0 - 0 Ross Chuffing County (County win the bonus point 5-4 on pens)

Last of those stupid pens for a bonus point matches this season.

Played 6, won 3, drawn 2, lost 1.

Second Leaqgue started today, and right off the bar, it's not going well.

SV Darmstadt 98 1 - 0 SpVgg Greuther Fürth

Played 7, won 3, drawn 2, lost 2.

I'm considering to put my allegiances to Union, who made a good start today, winning away to Ingolstadt, a team joining from above after Bundesliga relegation.

Hertha BSC 0 - 3 Liverpool FC

I beg license not to count this one - it was a jubilee match because both clubs turn 125 this year.

Friendlies don't count, but for fuck's sake County get it together. Of course we lost to a Luxembourg team . . .

Another one I am lucky not to have to count, because I am a totally unashamed sexist overweight well-off middle aged white guy:
Denmark 2 - 1 Germany, in the quarterfinals of the Women's European Football Cup.
That's definitely one area in which German dominance is on the way out. Others have caught up re. athletics, speed, tactics and precision, and the German have been basking in the successes of the past a little too long.

Lions 17 - 25 Crusaders

Super Rugby final

Bolt loses to Gatlin. Man from a country with systematic doping loses to man who has served two doping bans.

Motherwell 1-2 Rangers

Played 8, won 4, drawn 2, lost 2.

Woohoo! 50%

Also too, since Lianachan is drunk in a field:

Dungdee 1-2 Ross Magnificent County

Played 9, won 5, drawn 2, lost 2.

Just so that no-one gets overconfident:

SpVgg Greuther Fürth 1 - 2 DSC Armina Bielefeld. Yes Bielefeld. It very much existed yesterday.

Played 10 Won 5 Drawn 2 Lost 3

Buggering Christ. League cup is a stupid cup again.

Ross County 2 - 3 (10-man) Motherwell AET

Played 11 Won 5 Drawn 2 Lost 4.

League Cup is a very important cup, for the moment.

Rangers 6 - 0 Dunfermline

Played 12, won 6, drawn 2, lost 4.

Fuck.

Rangers 2 - 3 Leith Soapdodgers

Played 13, won 6, drawn 2, lost 5

Fuck

Ross County 1 - 2 Aberdeen


Played 14, won 6, drawn 2, lost 6.

Was at that one. Aberdeen are a lot better than us, as indeed they should be.

German FA Cup weekend. Hertha on Sunday, taking the lone top television spot at 20:45 against Hansa Rostock. That should be interesting; Rostock, the last GDR champion, have fallen on hard times lately, and their fans are infamous for viscious skinhead/neo-Nazi riots, and they put them on prime-time TV, against the despised Hauptstadtclub, of all opponents; Greuther are at 15:30, away to a peacefully boring amateur club in the countryside.

I don't have a good feeling about this.

Let's hope Hertha win for all the reasons then. And we need the wins.

SV Morlautern 0 - 5 SpVgg Greuther Fürth

Off to a good start. We'll be on target if Fuck-Up Hertha pull through this.

Played 15, won 7, drawn 2, lost 6.

Well done Fuerth.

Lianachan wrote:Was at that one. Aberdeen are a lot better than us, as indeed they should be.

I was in Lunnin' init so only saw the result afterwards, no idea if we should have won or not. On a train north, just outside of Berwick so should be out of Brexitshire in a few minutes.

Is Hertha tonight or tomorrow? Am I drinking for nothing?

Hey, thansks for the heads-up! It is indeed tomorrow (I just tried to watch it, without success, obviously). You aren't drinking for nothing. Yor are exercising for tomorrow's sorrow.

Oh bollocks, that means I'll watch it sober . . .

Now THAT is tough.

Hetha goalless at half time. I didn't watch it, taking a walk with the family through beautiful Alsatian mountains instead. Seems to have been a lot more fun than sitting in front of the TV

I missed it all, but

Hansa 0 - 2 Hertha

Played 16, won 8, drawn 2, lost 6.

I missed it, too. The boy was up for some stargazing, so no TV. It probably wouldn't have helped had I been yelling at them from a 1000 km away.