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Excellent joke sir!

What the shitting fuck? Normal service is resumed.

Fucking Arbroath! 4 - 1 Ross Bastard County

Played 5, won 3, drawn 1, lost 1.

So close to an undefeated season . . .

Indeed, we almost made it to half a dozen games. Not bad really, considering that over half of those involved County.

We're up tonight against some Balkan Scrabble hand. No idea how good they are. Actually I know they aren't very good, I meant how good they are relative to us taking into consideration our best player will be wearing a suit and sitting in the dugout.

Heid the Ba wrote:We're up tonight against some Balkan Scrabble hand. No idea how good they are. Actually I know they aren't very good, I meant how good they are relative to us taking into consideration our best player will be wearing a suit and sitting in the dugout.

Croatian I think. Although the Croatian national team are decent, I think most (if not all) of those players are based in other countries. Reckon you'll be OK.

One nil up with five minutes to go, we look very ordinary.

We have no pace, and it looks like our team met for the first time on the bus to the stadium.

Balkan mob 0 - 1 Rangers

Played 6, won 4, drawn 1, lost 1.

Heid the Ba wrote:Can we go the whole season undefeated?

Come to think of it, it's probably OK to blame this post for County getting thumped by a team from the league below them?

It certainly is, all my fault.

County play again today but it is another week before Fuerth join the party and three before Old Auntie Hertha start.

Everything still in deep slumber here, with 8-week-long season prepararations that end with Bayern becoming national champion with a 25 point lead by Easter, and no-one besides them competing at international level beyond the group stage. I watched a few minutes of a duel between two dinosaurs of German football history, K-Town vs. 1860 Munich (1- 0 at min. 86). It was one of the opening matches of Germany's thirdleague. Come ON!

Alloa 0 - 2 Ross County

Played 7, won 5, drawn 1, lost 1.

Can we go the whole season almost undefeated?

Don’t see why not, a one loss season across four teams and four leagues.

We'll just fit the numbers as needed. Will we go a whole season with less than twice more defeats than wins? ...

It's just as well that the MLS season does not coincide with the ROW - Minnesota United and Chicago are a combined 15 - 6 - 24, with a -21 goal differential.

Ouch.

Rangers 1 - 1 Some Balkan Mob

Played 8, won 5, drawn 2, lost 1

The Continent starts participating:

SpVgg Greuther Fürth 3 - 1 SV Sandhausen

A win! For Fürth!! After being one down!!! We are now second (SECOND!!!) of the table. Which would mean direct promotion to the Bundesliga. This is... *gasp, gargle, thud*.

Played 9, won 6, drawn 2, lost 1

Hurrah for Fuerth!

As our King in the North is outstanding in his field I will add:

Ross Chuffing County 1 - 0 Alloa

Played 10, won 7, drawn 2, lost 1.

We are away to the Sheepshaggers tomorrow.

Sheep Shagging Bastards 1 - 1 Rangers

Not too bad a result.

Played 11, won 7, drawn 3, lost 1.

Are you aiming for second this swason, or is the season's goal more modest than that?

Who are the Sheepshaggers, btw?

Second is the realistic goal, Aberdeen are the Sheepshaggers, they have come second for the last few seasons.

Rangers 3 -1 Yet Another Balkan Mob

Played 12, won 8, drawn 3, lost 1.

We are at home to St Mirren tomorrow, RCC away to Dunfermline, Fürth at Ingolstadt, Hertha on a beach in Mallorca . . .