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OK, for the first, last, and only time: Greuther Fürth lead the table of the 2. Bundesliga!

FC Ingolstadt 1 - 1 Greuther Fürth

We have 4 points from two matches now, and since the 2. Bundesliga spreads its match days from Friday to Monday, We. Are. On. Top.

Until tomorrow.

Played 12, won 9, drawn 4, lost 1.

Ahem:

Played13, won 8, drawn 4, lost 1.

I told you I wasn't up to it.

Rangers 2 - 0 St Mirren

Played 14, won 9, drawn 4, lost 1.

Dunfermline 1 - 3 Ross Chuffing County

Played 15, won 10, drawn 4, lost 1.

Maybe we can go undefeated all season apart from that one aberration.

Yeah right. With a Hertha and Fürth fan on board, of course we will.

Hearts U21 1 - 2 Ross County in the wee cup.

Played 16, won 11, drawn 4, lost 1. Early days, but I'm liking this season so far.

Indeed, I like it a lot more than the finish to last season.

Lianachan wrote:Hearts U21 1 - 2 Ross County in the wee cup.

Played 16, won 11, drawn 4, lost 1. Early days, but I'm liking this season so far.

So do I. but alas, Bundesliga starts on Friday...

Heid the Ba wrote:Second is the realistic goal, Aberdeen are the Sheepshaggers, they have come second for the last few seasons.

Just noticed this. Well, they may practice bestiality but at least it sounds like they are considerate lovers.

Balkania FC 0 - 0 Rangers

Through to the next round against some team in a SovCity I’ve never heard of.

Played 17, won 11, drawn 5, lost 1.

Killie 1 - 3 Rangers in the Wee Cup.

Currently 1-1 with the Leith Soapdodgers and RCC

Played 18, won 12, drawn 5, lost 1.

Hertha start and Fürth coninue the season tomorrow away to teams below their class in the Cup. Bad tidings.

The Heroin Suppers 3 - 2 Ross County in the Wee Cup.

Played 19, won 12, drawn 5, lost 2.

Arneb wrote:Hertha start and Fürth coninue the season tomorrow away to teams below their class in the Cup. Bad tidings.

I don’t give much for Fuerth’s chances against Dortmund, Hertha should be ok.

Ah yes. Dortmund. I probably misread that not quite unknown name...

Hertha should be OK. It's the 'should' that gets me.

Hertha, what can possibly go wrong?

Eintracht Braunschweig 1 - 2 Hertha BSC

Iffy first half with a late goal for us. Totally under in the second, equalizer ten minutes from time, and BANG, Vedad Ibisevic. They can go on winning shitty like this, because really, thre is no other way to them.

F.A.Z. wrote afterwards that Hertha "keep alive their dream of playing the Final in their own stadium", which, coming after round 1 of 7, must be about the second-stupidest headline of all time, right after "Norfolk Woman Lost at Sea".

Played 20, won 13, drawn 5, lost 2.

Meanwhile, Fürth have survived the first 18 min. in their match against Dortmund. Classy.

Hey, it's on the telly. You made my evening.

Goalless at the half. Dortmund better, of course.

Allmäääächd!

1 - 0 at the 77th. Are we looking at a miracle?

1 - 1 at the 95th. Yeah, we could dream...

30 mins extra!

Scheisse!

Amen!
15 min vorbei, 15 more. I'm sooo tired.