Illuminati-R-Us

Dortmund in the lead seconds into overtime. Marco Reus, who else?
Scheiße, scheiße, scheiße.

SpVgg Greuther Fürth 1 - 2 BV Borussia Dortmund 09 after extra time (0-0, 1-1, 1-1)

Played 21, won 13, drawn 5, lost 3.

An honourable defeat.

Rangers 1 - 0 Some Russians in the Europa qualifiers.

Played 22, won 14, drawn 5, lost 3.

Tomorrow:
County at home to Morton
Hertha at home to Inlawburg
Fürth at home to Paderborn
Sunday
'Gers away to Motherwell

If that doesn't have four wins written all over it I don't know what does.

I should probably switch to decaf . . .

Heid the Ba wrote:I should probably switch to decaf . . .

Or at least stop having cider for breakfast.

That Match plan sounds more like cocaine, really.

SpVgg Greuther Fürth 2 - 2 SC Paderborn 07

My beloved fuck-up specialists Fürth manage to concede two goals in the last three minutes against 10 opposition players. That's gross even for them.

Played 23, won 14, drawn 6, lost 3.

Hertha BSC 1 - 0 1. FC Inlawburg

They.were even fuckuppier than we were.

Played 24, won 15, drawn 6, lost 3.

Heid’s Big Mooth strikes again.

Morton 2 - 1 Ross County

Played 25, won 15, drawn 6, lost 4.

That is the Fuerthiest thing I’ve heard for a while.

Hertha!

Ah yes, about that . . .

Motherwell 3 - 3 Rangers

We gave away soft goals early and late.

Played 26, won 15, drawn 7, lost 4.

We're up against some anonymous SovCity this afternoon to get to the group stages of the Wee European Cup. We're one up and I'm confident as long as we don't play the way (and formation) we played on Saturday.

Your innocent use of th e Word "confident" in conjunction with your favourite football team maakes me green with envy.

Yes, about that . . .

Kickoff in 28 minutes. Nothing has ever gone wrong for the away team in the wastes of Southern Russia.

Get an early goal, all looking comfortable then we give away a soft goal and our striker gets sent off. Down to ten men and only up 2-1 on aggregate.

In the second half, no more scoring. Our striker was sent of for absolute fuckwittery, no need for the second yellow whatsoever.

An hour gone, we're under real pressure.

Oh fuck me, a second player sent off. 25 - 30 minutes with nine men.

Ten or so minutes to go, this should not have been close. Fuck Morelos, make him get the bus home. The second sending off was a second yellow and seems to have been harsh. It certainly wasn't for being a dick to the ref.

They still need two and pretty much just injury time to go. We won't Fürth it will we?

Final score 1-1, 2-1 on aggregate, they had a goal disallowed in injury time. Don't know why, don't care. We're still undefeated for the season.

Played 27, won 15, drawn 8, lost 4.

Hey we squandered a lead not being one goal up and two men down, but two goals AND two men up. Your boys won't outfürth us any time soon.

And hey, Europe, here come the Rangers. Not to Berlin, of course, but there's is always Leipzig. They secured their entry into the Wee Europena Cup with a last minute penalty against Luhansk, the East Ukranian team that can't even play in their own city because of uncle Volodya's little war hobby. And one of the many teams that finished better than Hertha last year.

Rapid Vienna, Villarreal and Spartak Moscow. Possibly the best combination but no way we come second in any group.