Illuminati-R-Us

Speaking of shite....

Israel 2 - 1 Scotland

But also

Ross County 3 - 1 Montrose in the Really Wee Cup.

Played 57, won 32, drawn 16 lost 9.

I had missed that one completely, if the players can’t be bothered to play for Scotland I don’t see why I should bother to watch.

Speaking of shite, again...

Netherlands 3 - 0 Germany

I don't care what universe you're from, that's gotta hurt ...
Seems to be the new thing that Germany's national squad are responsible for the bad news.

Played 58, won 32, drawn 16 lost 10.

Maybe you can be cheered that Mick Schumacher has won the F3 Euro championship.
On to F2, go Mick!

Mick them all, Mick. Mick them all with a big Mickey thing!

In other news, England, yes, ENGLAND, sart to win away, yes AWAY, games against Spain, yes, SPAIN. What has the world come to?

Arneb wrote:Mick them all, Mick. Mick them all with a big Mickey thing!

Nicely done.

Tshörmini gets micked again

France 2 -1 Germany (Nations League)

Played 59, won 32, drawn 16 lost 11.

Ross County 2 - 1 Ayr Utd

Back on top of the league, as is only right and proper.

Played 60, won 33, drawn 16, lost 11.

Doesn’t count for our tally, but it was the annual shinty/hurling international today.

Scotland 1-11(14) - 1-9(12) Ireland

Errm. I take it that's a win?

Meanwhile, take that, conspiracy nuts:

DSC Arminia Bielefeld 2 - 3 SpVgg Greuther Fürth

We went into tea time two down, then equalized shortly after, for a late winner by our best striker a few min from time. Good for morale, that one. Brings us into 2nd temporarily, and thr tally is

Played 61, won 34, drawn 16, lost 11.

Hertha at home to Freiburg now. Should be a easy win, so we'll probably lose.

Hamilton 1 - 3 Rangers, two late penalties saw us home. Hopefully they were of the dubious variety that Rangers used to be famous for.

Played 62, won 35, drawn 16, lost 11.


Edit: Actually 1 - 4, we got the last deep in injury time.

Hertha BSC 1 - 1 SC Freiburg

See?

Played 63, won 35, drawn 17, lost 11.

Rangers 0 - 0 Spartak Moscow in the wee European Cup

Played 64, won 35, drawn 18, lost 11

SV Darmstadt 98 2 - 0 SpVgg Greuther Fürth


Played 65, won 35, drawn 18, lost 12

Arneb wrote:Mick them all, Mick. Mick them all with a big Mickey thing!

In other news, England, yes, ENGLAND, sart to win away, yes AWAY, games against Spain, yes, SPAIN. What has the world come to?

England won? To Spain? As you say, what is the world coming to - although when you consider that Iceland made it to the last World Cup, why not? As for Germany losing 3-0 to Netherlands, at least it was to a decent side.

Yes, they did! And it was a game that counted, even if it was only in the Nations League, which I'm sure you have heard of .

BV Borussia Dortmund 09 2 - 2 Hertha BSC

You know, I LOVE last minute equalizers by way of shoddy penalties if they are for us, away to the top team of the League

Played 66, won 35, drawn 19, lost 12

Good stuff Hertha! We are in a League Cup semi-finall tomorrow against The Sheepshaggers.

In the absence of Lianachan I’ll just add:

RCC 5 - 0 Morton

Good work County.

Played 67, won 36, drawn 19, lost 12.

Always love this guy's honesty, no surprise here coming from the guy who drinks champagne from his shoe when he gets on the podium. Hope he can win tomorrow.
Ricciardo ‘tripping major nut sack’ with Mexico pole

Shitting fucknuggets. We should have won this at a canter.

Aberdeen 1 - 0 Rangers

Played 68, won 36, drawn 19, lost 13.

Oh gosh.

If it's some consolation, Sweet'n'Sticky Softdrink Leipzig gave Celtic a thrashing on Thursday. If that helps.

It did help a little.

SV Darmstadt 98 0 - 2 Hertha BSC in the Cup.

Serve them right, goddamn Fürth- beaters.

Played 69, won 37, drawn 19, lost 13.