Illuminati-R-Us

Aye, it’s pretty handy really.

We played our game in hand tonight.

Ross County 2 - 1 Falkirk

11 points clear at the top of the league, and with a cup final in a couple of weeks. This is quite a good season.

Played 150, won 73, drawn 41, lost 35

Rangers 0-2 Sheepshaggers

We're eight points behind in the league and out of all the cups. About what we expected.

Go County, they are powering our season along.

Played 151, won 73, drawn 41, lost 37 Corrected for the error on the last page.

Congratulations to Wales!

Hertha BSC 2 - 3 BV Borussia Dortmund 09

They didn't play badly but caught the late goal. Again. Fixed in 10th.

Played 152, won 73, drawn 41, lost 38

Rangers 1 - 1 Kilmarnock

A team we just can’t beat, home or away.

Played 153, won 73, drawn 42, lost 38.

Rare cause for joy:

SV Jahn Regensburg 0 - 2 SpVgg Greuther Fürth

Greuther now in 13th, the last of three teams with 32 points because of an abysmal goal difference

Played 154, won 74, drawn 42, lost 38.

Away win for Fürth though, those are rarities to be treasured.

Definitely. We won't see this too often in the near futere.

Don’t worry, we’re away at Dundee Utd tonight and I expect our result will cancel that one out.

See?

Dundee Utd 1 - 0 Ross County

Played 155, won 74, drawn 42, lost 39.

Well this is going badly . . .

Germany 1 - 1 Serbia, friendly international

Young, reformed team without lots of cohesion yet, with a few strong moments, lots of angst and defensive blunders that were remarkably like the ones in Russia.

This one's not for our count, but woe to you, o Earth and Sea, for the devil sends the Dutch with wrath... on Sunday, in Amsterdamned, in the first round of European Qualifiers. And that thrashing WILL count. Oh dear.

Khazakstan 3 - 0 Scotland

Qualification in trouble ten minutes in.

Played 156, won 72, drawn 42, lost 40

OMFG. Khazakhstan!

Two goals down after ten minutes and we never looked like scoring.

Apparently the worst ever Scotland result. And as we all know, that's really saying something.

Is it really the worst? I assume there is some formula to calculate these things.

It was somthing 30th in the ranking against the 119th. That's bad. Maybe it's the high score against and the lack of any goals that pushes it up the list.

The claim of worst ever.

Some Welsh Lot 1 - 3 Ross County

We were awful in the first half, which ended with us a goal down and should have been two or three. The team had 2 or 3 reserve players in it, which was a bit weird for a cup final. Great in the second half though, and we could have scored a couple more. They are very dirty indeed, fouling every couple of minutes. Shite refereeing meant they finished the game with all 11 players. I’d forgotten how fucking freezing it is in Stig’s Dump, I had to have a deeply suspicious steak pie to keep my hands warm. Anyway, cup won so still on course for a double this season and home via the fizzy wine shop.

Played 157, won 73, drawn 42, lost 40.

Oh wow, congratulations! This is sure to remain the only title for us this season. Here's to hoping your suspicions about the pie don't come true.

Arneb wrote:Oh wow, congratulations! This is sure to remain the only title for us this season. Here's to hoping your suspicions about the pie don't come true.

Cheers! Also - hey! We’re in serious danger of also winning a league title! Fizzy wine is going down a treat....

Should be two titles this year, both thanks to Ross Chuffing County. I missed the first half, thankfully, but caught the second.

Ah of course, you already wrote that in the original post. He who can read is at a great advantage, as we say here. It also reminds me that my two clubs actually won something during my lifetime: Hertha was Zweite Bundesliga champion in 2011 and 2013, and those championships sandwiched that of Greuther Fürth in '12, can you believe it.

It’s like a treble!