Illuminati-R-Us

Hertha goalless at home to Hannover. To not even try winning 5 games from time is just shameful
Played 178, won 84, drawn 48, lost 46

Ross County 4 - 0 Queen of the South

Played 179, won 85, drawn 48, lost 46.

We’ve won the league! A double of sorts, as we won the Wee Cup earlier. Back up with the big boys next season. Looking forward to the return of the IRU derby next season.



Right, back to my fizzy wine....

Hurrah! Championes!

RCC rocks!

Greuther does not: 1 - 2 away to Magdeburg. Painfully, that's the team in the relegation spot, and they could still catch us with that victory.

Hertha, ach, don't mention them. Their goalless weak tea against Europa Leagues semifinalist Frankfurt is respectable, but OMFG.

Played 181, won 85, drawn 49, lost 47.

Rangers 2 - 0 Sheep Shagging Bastards

Played 182, won 86, drawn 49, lost 47

Hertha BSC 3 - 1 VfB Stuttgart

Auld Auntie regained some of her strength in time to keep the race for the relegation playoff spot alive - which after two fuckups by Dortmund in a row is one of two things still to decide this season (the other one being the fourth CL spot, two EL spots and two no nothing spots, with nos. 4 - 9 all in competition.

Played 183, won 87, drawn 49, lost 47

Greuther in for a thrashing tomorrow at home to the current top spot holders, Cologne. Interestingly, Union Berlin could steal the no. 2 spot in the Second League (which qualifies for direct promotion to the Bundesliga) from Hamburg and Paderborn with a win away to mid-table mediocrity star Darmstadt. And what are they doing, after 65 min? Exactly.

Union lost 2 - 1. So all three contenders for 2nd and 3rd place (third goes into playoffs) lost during the weekend. Doesn't anyone want promotion, a website asked.

Arneb wrote:Doesn't anyone want promotion, a website asked.

Already got one, thanks

Which is why this doesn’t affect the RCC season (just our tally):

Falkirk 3 - 2 Ross County

Played 184, won 87, drawn 49, lost 48.

Rangers 1 - 0 Leith Soapdodgers. We ended up with a midfielder in goal as our keeper got sent of for stupidity and we’d used all our subs.

Played 185, won 88, drawn 49, lost 48.

My cable package random game generator has brought up the Fuerth game tonight. Dare I watch?

Ah yes, maybe I’ll watch something else now . . .

that was a wise decision.

SpVgg Greuther Fürth 0 - 4 1. FC Köln

Rlegeation playoffs still a distinct possibility: 6 points ahead, two matches to go, Ingolstadt in a positive run, we on a downward spiral, and with a worse goal difference even now.

Played 186, won 88, drawn 49, lost 49.

I recorded the second half just in case. I won't watch it. They look safe enough but you never know.

Absolutely. You never know with my fuck-up artists, never ever.

Off our count, but totally worth mentioning: Nice one, Jürgen Klopp! Tall oder, stopping Messi AND scoring four times.

FC Augsburg 3 - 4 Hertha BSC

We came back from being one down thrice and scored the winnr at the 90th from a dodgy penalty. A rare pleasure this season.

Played 187, won 89, drawn 49, lost 49.

Seven goal thriller! Something, something, League of Augsburg . . .

Arneb wrote:FC Augsburg 3 - 4 Hertha BSC

We came back from being one down thrice and scored the winnr at the 90th from a dodgy penalty. A rare pleasure this season.

Played 187, won 89, drawn 49, lost 49.

Old Firm game in an hour or so, if we have ten men on the pitch at the end I’ll be astonished, and I really won’t be surprised if we’re down to nine by the end.

You know, over here we have that image over herel that Scotland is where the players calmly take out their dentures before a match because why bother having them repaired after each fucking Saturday...

Greuther away to Aue today, the team we forced into relegation with shoddy refereeing decisions a year ago. So lots of pepper in that one, too, even though Aue already have that one crucial point that definitely saves them from relegation. Union making a jump at promotion to the Bundelsiga, at home to alread-relegated Magedeburg. Meanwhile, the two remaining competitors for 2nd and 3rd, Paderborn and Hamburg, tough it out against each other. Nice touch if they drew and we won. All three teams are up against clubs from lower half of the table, so today could be the crucial one.

And we’re a goal up after two minutes, I suspect once it settles down we’ll lose a couple of goals. Old Firm games certainly fit your image, as do a good few others.

An hour in, still a goal up; we could easily have had a man sent off for assaulting their captain, but only a yellow.

TWO NIL! Get it up ye!

Rangers 2 - 0 Sellick, it ended eleven a side probably because Sellick didn’t seem up for it.

Played 188, won 90, lost 49, drawn 49.

On watching it, their captain is developing a habit of going down if touched to get people booked and I think it caught up with him.

Aand we made that crucial poin:

Aue 1 - Greuther

See you next season, Ihave no hopes for them getting anything done on the last match day.
Meanwhile, Union have reached the relegation playoffs at leasz because Hamburg was crushed at Paderborn and have no hope of reaching third. If Union win next week and Paderborn don't, it's two Berlin teams in the Bundesliga nexr season.

Played 189, won 90, lost 49, drawn 50.