Illuminati-R-Us

Fuck, we pissed away a two goal lead.

Sheepshaggers 2 - 2 Rangers

Played 89, won 45, drawn 16, lost 28

Riding the 50 % knife edge:

SG Eintracht Frankfurt 2 - 2 Hertha BSC

Bitter to have received a late equalizer, but who is going to complain about one point away to a much stronger team?

SpVgg Greuther Fürth 3 - 1 VfL Bochum

Yay - back in sevenths place, more than half of the magic 40 points clinched.

Played 91, won 46, drawn 17, lost 28

The world turned a friendly eye upon my Hertha on Sunday: The schedulers had left the Sunday matches for the deep relegation quagmire. Our Union beat Cologne, 2 - 0, and Bremen lost to Paderborn in injury time and on a VAR decision. Which means it is now (from the bottom up), Paderborn 8, Cologne 8, Düssseldorf 12, Hertha 12, Bremen (only) 14, while Union are up there with the big boys, at 19 points, and having earned almost halv the rent for staying up three matches from half-season. And Hertha have some time to breathe and let Klinsi work his motivational miracles.

Cunting bastarding cunts.

Played 92, won 46, drawn 17, lost 29

Is there any comfort to be had in being reminded that the last team to beat Celtic in the league cup was Ross County? 3-1 in Jan 2016.

Yes, a small comfort but comfort none the less.

Yes, I can imagine. Of course, we won the next match too so we’re currently the last other team to win the league cup. All those years ago. Shows how unbalanced Scottish fitba is, more than anything.

Rangers 1 - 1 Some Switzers

We’re in the last 32 of the Wee. European Cup.

Played 93, won 46, drawn 18, lost 29

In a hotel bar in Glasgow just now with some supporters of Some Switzers. Good lads.

Drinking with Young Boys eh?

Heid the Ba wrote:Drinking with Young Boys eh?

You can't prove that!

They were more next to us than with us, really.

That’s your story and you’re sticking to it.

What the...

Karlsruher SC 1 - 5 SpVgg Greuther Fürth

You read that right. First victory in 7 away games, and with a handfull! Didn't see that coming, especially not since Karlsruhe is in the same midtable mediocrity area as we are. 6th for now.

Hertha at home to one of this year's positive surprises, SC Freiburg. My, they are ahead of Bayern right now, so don't expect us to improve the count any further.

Played 94, won 47, drawn 18, lost 29

The radio commentator is having a really bad day at Olympiastadion. "If you need a good dose of bad mood before the big Christmas harmony, you go to see a Hertha game at Olympiastation". "This is football to wean you off football, so we're handing over to the game in Paderborn, where...".

Hertha BSC 1 - 0 SC Freiburg

Golly, it must have been gruesome to watch.

Played 95, won 48, drawn 18, lost 29.

A goal in the 93rd minute is still a goal, so:

Ross County 1 - 0 Kilmarnock

Played 96, won 49, drawn 18, lost 29.

Only Rangers missing now for a Full House.

Good FSM, three from three with us up later. I must admit I have no idea who we play.
*goes and checks*
Hmm, away to Motherwell, should be a win but who knows.

Motherwell 0 - 2 Rangers

Played 97, won 50, drawn 18, lost 29

A very rare full house.

I see Hertha are playing tonight and my random game generator has pulled it out of the hat. I'll miss the start but I'm recording it. I watched some of the Union game last night, not the best.

First half safely negotiated, I’m about 20 minutes behind . . .

Gooooooooooaaaaaaaaaaaaalllllllllllll!

Up to date, five minutes to go, still one up.

Oh Boyata you fudd, kick it into the fucking stands rather than dick about. My opinion has nothing to do with Boyata’s previous employers.
Narrator: It has everything to do with his previous employers.

Klinsi looks pleased.