Illuminati-R-Us

Half an hour in, they’ve had a man sent off, we missed a penalty, then scored a cracker. One up.

Having a man sent off after half an hour seems to be the taper le cuir a l'écossaise, n'est-ce pas?

Oui. We’re now two up and cruising, which is never good. My random Euro game generator is showing Hertha later.

And that’s why, 2 - 1. We just let ten men score.

Ten minutes to go and this could be anything from 1 - 4 to 4 - 2

Well that was nervier at the end than it should have been.

Sheepshaggers 1 - 2 Rangers

One win down, two to go . . .

Played 98, won 52, drawn 19, lost 27.

Incidentally Celtic went to Dubai for a training camp, came back yesterday and have a positive Covid test. No one could have seen that coming . . .

I am shocked. It's a complete mystery to me.

Livingston 3 - 1 Ross County

Played 99, won 52, drawn 19, lost 28.

Arneb wrote:I am shocked. It's a complete mystery to me.

If only there was a doctor we could ask.

Heid the Ba wrote:

Arneb wrote:I am shocked. It's a complete mystery to me.

If only there was a doctor we could ask.

Yeah, where are the medical dudes when you need them?

Unsurprisingly,

DSC Arminia Bielefeld 1 - 0 Hertha BSC

I am activily considering switching allegiances to Union. Being beaten by a team that doesn't even exist is really beyond the pale. Relegation struggles ahoy.


Played 100, won 52, drawn 19, lost 29.

I didn't see the whole game but I saw enough of it. I thought that was a foul in the build up to their goal though.

SpVgg Greuther Fürth 1 - 1 SV Paderborn 07

Yawn.


Played 101, won 52, drawn 20, lost 29.

1. FC Köln 0 - 0 Hertha BSC

Yawnissimo. 17 points off sixteen games, not yet half the rent (we have to win next week in order to have half the rent after half a season). Go, Big City Big Club Big Big.


Played 102, won 52, drawn 21, lost 29

I hope everybody is sitting down and has a brandy (or equivalent) to hand....

Ross County 4 - 1 Aberdeen

Played 103, won 53, drawn 21, lost 29.

I’m watching it on Alba with a tolerable Rioja. I must admit when I saw the half time score I thought the Sheepshaggers would win.

When I saw we scored a few seconds after kick off I thought “aaargh! Don’t antagonise them!”.

Hopefully we can put Motherwell to the sword which will help both of us.

Indeed, the fewer points Motherwell get the better.

ETA: Watching it on Alba myself now. 30 years ago, if I knew I’d eventually be watching Ross County on tv, beating Aberdeen 4-1, and with Gaelic commentary.... Every part of that would have sounded extremely unlikely then.

Indeed. I know it's not a substitute for independence, but it's not nothing, right?

Indeed. Fuck, we’re a noon kickoff not 3. It’s just after half time and we’re a goal down.
*runs and puts lucky shirt on*

Still one down after an hour, if we score we’ll win this.

Scoring the first one is problematic though.

There’s the equaliser, twenty minutes left to get a winner.

Fuck, finished one all. A chance missed.

Played 104, won 53, drawn 22, lost 29.