Illuminati-R-Us

So, Rangers? Ready to deliver?

P. S. The penalty against Greuther ... wasn't one. No-touch penalty. Sigh.

Indeed we are.

Rangers 3 - 0 St Mirren

One point away from the title, or if Celtic drop points tomorrow we win it. Otherwise we wait until next week.

Played 138, won 70, drawn 27, lost 41.

Celtic drew so we are champions. There is all the fuckwittery going on that you would expect.

Uh-oh, Slavia already one up after, what, 10 min? Lucly shirt to the rescue.

Indeed, I’m just in the door and changing now!

Lucky fucking shirt!

One all at half time, we’re riding our luck.

We’re looking better now but still one all.

20 minutes to go, I’d take this.

Five to go plus injury time.

Slavia Czechos 1 - 1 Lucky shirt

If we only count the part I saw we won, sadly we can’t.

Played 139, won 70, drawn 28, lost 41.

It’s a good result but Slavia Czechos beat Leicester two - nil away to go through in the last round.

Greuther postponed to Wdnesday because the others had a Covid outbreak. Hertha away to Dortmund tonight, expecting a thrashing. It's a dangerous combination: Dortmund have been playing inconsistently, even badly those past few weeks, losing sight of CL qualification. The ideal moment for Hertha to come around and be sent home six-love so Dortmund can feel better.

Italy 7 - 48 Wales

Italy already had no chance of winning the tournament. With this outcome, Ireland and England join Italy in the cannot-win club.

So it is down to Wales, France, and Scotland. While still theoretically possible for Scotland to win, everything has to go their way. They have to defeat France, Ireland, and Italy, and score at least two bonus points, while France need to defeat Wales, and even then, it depends on the outcome of France v England and the bonus points.

If Wales win their one remaining match (against France), Wales win the tournament. If France win all three of their remaining matches (against Wales, England, and Scotland, the last of which has been Covid-postponed), or win against Wales and one other opponent with enough bonus points, they win the tournament. Otherwise, it is either Wales (even if they lose against France) or Scotland (if everything goes their way).

France play England in a few minutes. If France lose, they are not eliminated for sure, but their path to victory becomes even harder.

Hertha gonna Hertha . . .

Oh didn't we...

BV Borussia Dortmund 09 2 - 0 Hertha BSC

Played 140, won 70, drawn 28, lost 42

Barry Shitpeas and his Magic Hat what was the keeper doing for the first one?

3 games in a row we've been at the wrong end of a dodgy penalty decision.

RCC 1 - 2 Hibs

Played 141, won 70, drawn 28, lost 43

The last time I saw a dive like that the boy was wearing Speedos, as Yogi put it.

Heid the Ba wrote:Barry Shitpeas and his Magic Hat what was the keeper doing for the first one?

He wasn't too much awake on the second goal either. But you have to give it to him he produced two magnificent saves blocking 100-percenters during the game, so I guess going down two nil is about right.

Scotland 24 - 27 Ireland

We knew Italy were out already. When Wales defeated Italy on Saturday, England and Ireland were also out. With this result, Scotland are now out as well.

So it’s down to Wales and France, but Wales have a big advantage. The two teams face off next weekend.

Wales win against France - Wales win the tournament.

Wales draw with France - Wales win the tournament.

Wales lose to France, but score both bonus points - Wales win the tournament.

Wales lose to France, but score one bonus point - France must score a bonus point, must also defeat Scotland with a bonus point, and between the two matches, make up a 24-point differential to win the tournament. Otherwise, Wales win.

Wales lose to France, and do not score any bonus point - France must defeat Scotland, and either score a bonus point in each of their two remaining matches, or score one bonus point and make up a 24-point differential to win the tournament. Otherwise, Wales win.

Rangers - v - Slavia Czechos kicks off in a couple of hours with a place in the last eight at stake. One all from the first leg so theoretically we have an advantage but this could go either way.

May the pivo be with you.

8pm kickoff so plenty of time to put the lucky shirt on.

One down after quarter of an hour and looking. Decidedly second best.