Friends missing

[Enzo]

Hmmm. I have looked high and low, and I've driven up and down the streets, but it seems 11 of my closest girlfriends are missing. I can't find them anywhere. Baffles me...

[Superluminal]

Have you checked the trunk of your wife's car?

[Enzo]

You have no idea what you just said.....


As a matter of fact, she most likely does know some of them, and a whole lot better than I do.

[KLA2]

On behalf of Enzo and his lawyer who has been ... detained ... I point out that there is absolutely no connection, real or implied, between this and the following post ... :wink:

[Enzo]

The next day I encountered a Lansing cop in the gas station getting a soda. I asked him, "So how do you file a missing persons report? It seems 11 of my closest girlfriends are missing and I can't find them." Took the guy a second, then he smiled and said he had the same problem...

I told the wife about this and she said, "No. Tell me you did NOT say that to the policeman! I don't want to be getting the call from the jail asking for bail money."

Sorry dear, I certainly did.

[Heid the Ba]

I may be being dense here, but I don't understand this thread.

[Мастер]

I may be being dense here, but I don't understand this thread.

I'd say to read this one first, but I notice you did post there :P

Don't feel bad, I had the same problem at first...

[Arneb]

...as did I

[Heid the Ba]

Thanks, I wondered if that thread was related, but still didn't make the connection.

[Enzo]

Sorry. The threads started out one right after the other, though I shoulda supposed they wouldn't stay in that position. The idea was you read the one and then follow with the next. Sigh, it was a concept piece.

Actually it started as a joke to my wife. She didn't get it either. I had assumed she was following the news, but she had not heard of the arrests yet.

The whole reason I brought up the arrests with the other thread was to set up the joke in the first place.