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Postby Blue Monster 65 » Fri Oct 19, 2007 6:10 pm

Heh heh heh ... did I almost get you in trouble, Sir Enzo? Muhahahahaha!

You know I'll try again ...

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Postby troubleagain » Fri Oct 19, 2007 6:53 pm

Actually, I think it was me that almost got him in trouble. Which is pretty darned funny, to me. :D
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Postby Blue Monster 65 » Fri Oct 19, 2007 7:06 pm

Well, you ARE trouble, aren't you? :D

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P.S. - Yes, I know, not very clever ... but it made me laff!
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Postby troubleagain » Fri Oct 19, 2007 7:42 pm

I'm more trouble than you know, and less trouble than you imagine. :wink:
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Postby Enzo » Fri Oct 19, 2007 11:57 pm

Imagination is something Scott only imagines, I imagine.


What kind of a noise annoys an oyster?
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Postby Paracelsus » Sat Oct 20, 2007 11:00 am

Enzo wrote:Imagination is something Scott only imagines, I imagine.


What kind of a noise annoys an oyster?

Dunno...the sound of one of Blue Oyster Cult's songs?? :lol:

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Postby Enzo » Sat Oct 20, 2007 2:06 pm

From a previous thread: A noisy noise annoys an oyster.


For no particular reason I am reminded of an old TV show called the ENforcer or something like that starring Edward Woodward. Except with his accent it came out Ed wood wood wood. WHo would help me? WHy Ed wood wood wood would. And when he was arroused he'd get, of course, Ed wood wood wood wood.


Doesn't take much to fascinate me...

As the wife likes to say, "Oooh, shiny."
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Postby Blue Monster 65 » Sat Oct 20, 2007 6:25 pm

(reads post from Enzo, shakes head) Sigh ... Enzo, Enzo, Enzo ...

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Postby Enzo » Mon Oct 22, 2007 3:49 am

What? What? What?


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Postby troubleagain » Mon Oct 22, 2007 1:58 pm

Enzo wrote:As the wife likes to say, "Oooh, shiny."


We say that a lot at my house, too. :D
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Postby Heid the Ba » Mon Oct 22, 2007 2:02 pm

Enzo wrote:For no particular reason I am reminded of an old TV show called the ENforcer or something like that starring Edward Woodward.


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Postby Blue Monster 65 » Tue Oct 23, 2007 3:05 am

Was a cool show!

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Postby KLA2 » Fri Oct 26, 2007 7:55 pm

Enzo wrote:From a previous thread: A noisy noise annoys an oyster.


For no particular reason I am reminded of an old TV show called the ENforcer or something like that starring Edward Woodward. Except with his accent it came out Ed wood wood wood. WHo would help me? WHy Ed wood wood wood would. And when he was arroused he'd get, of course, Ed wood wood wood wood.


Doesn't take much to fascinate me...

As the wife likes to say, "Oooh, shiny."


You must polish it a lot.* :lol:

{Sorry, carryover from another thread. Now I await the Wrath of Enzo.} :shock:

* Not that there is anything wrong with that ... :lol:
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Postby Enzo » Fri Oct 26, 2007 11:40 pm

RUb on, rub off...

Wipe on, wipe off...


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Postby KLA2 » Fri Oct 26, 2007 11:44 pm

As long as you avoid the "clap on, clap off" ... :wink:

Must ... stop ... :lol:
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Postby Enzo » Fri Oct 26, 2007 11:49 pm

No, you see, when you are alone, you don't get the clap.
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Postby KLA2 » Fri Oct 26, 2007 11:54 pm

Enzo wrote:No, you see, when you are alone, you don't get the clap.


:=D: :lol:
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Postby troubleagain » Sat Oct 27, 2007 2:17 am

KLA2 wrote:
Enzo wrote:No, you see, when you are alone, you don't get the clap.


:=D: :lol:


OMIGOD! KLA2 gave Enzo the clap! :shock:
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Postby Enzo » Sat Oct 27, 2007 4:30 am

BASTID!!!
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Postby Paracelsus » Sat Oct 27, 2007 11:38 am

KLA2 wrote:As long as you avoid the "clap on, clap off" ... :wink:

Must ... stop ... :lol:


Once you've got the clap on, you usually can't get it off without antibiotics. :lol: There are many double-entendres in that statement, I think..

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Postby Enzo » Sat Oct 27, 2007 3:20 pm

Barkeep, I'll have an entendre. MAke it a double, if you catch my drift.
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Postby Heid the Ba » Mon Oct 29, 2007 1:41 pm

Did he give you one?
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Postby KLA2 » Mon Oct 29, 2007 9:10 pm

But did he charge you for a double? :lol:
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Postby Enzo » Tue Oct 30, 2007 3:07 am

"I'll have one."
"I'll have one two."



(and an affectionate tip of the hat to Victor Borge and his inflationary language bit.)


Oh my god. I just googled Victor Borge Inflationary and indeed you can apparently watch a performance of it on You Tube.
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Postby Lance » Tue Oct 30, 2007 10:29 am

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