Illuminati-R-Us

Heh heh heh ... did I almost get you in trouble, Sir Enzo? Muhahahahaha!

You know I'll try again ...

Woof! - Scott

Actually, I think it was me that almost got him in trouble. Which is pretty darned funny, to me. :D

Well, you ARE trouble, aren't you? :D

Woof! - Scott

P.S. - Yes, I know, not very clever ... but it made me laff!

I'm more trouble than you know, and less trouble than you imagine. :wink:

Imagination is something Scott only imagines, I imagine.


What kind of a noise annoys an oyster?

Enzo wrote:Imagination is something Scott only imagines, I imagine.


What kind of a noise annoys an oyster?

Dunno...the sound of one of Blue Oyster Cult's songs??

There are worse dating sites than MM.com; there is actually a site called SugarDaddy.com.

From a previous thread: A noisy noise annoys an oyster.


For no particular reason I am reminded of an old TV show called the ENforcer or something like that starring Edward Woodward. Except with his accent it came out Ed wood wood wood. WHo would help me? WHy Ed wood wood wood would. And when he was arroused he'd get, of course, Ed wood wood wood wood.


Doesn't take much to fascinate me...

As the wife likes to say, "Oooh, shiny."

(reads post from Enzo, shakes head) Sigh ... Enzo, Enzo, Enzo ...

Woof! - Scott

What? What? What?


Tora tora tora

Enzo wrote:As the wife likes to say, "Oooh, shiny."

We say that a lot at my house, too. :D

Enzo wrote:For no particular reason I am reminded of an old TV show called the ENforcer or something like that starring Edward Woodward.

The Equaliser.

Was a cool show!

Woof! - Scott

Enzo wrote:From a previous thread: A noisy noise annoys an oyster.


For no particular reason I am reminded of an old TV show called the ENforcer or something like that starring Edward Woodward. Except with his accent it came out Ed wood wood wood. WHo would help me? WHy Ed wood wood wood would. And when he was arroused he'd get, of course, Ed wood wood wood wood.


Doesn't take much to fascinate me...

As the wife likes to say, "Oooh, shiny."

You must polish it a lot.*

{Sorry, carryover from another thread. Now I await the Wrath of Enzo.}

* Not that there is anything wrong with that ...

RUb on, rub off...

Wipe on, wipe off...


No, I can't do Polish jokes anymore, it is not politically correct.

As long as you avoid the "clap on, clap off" ... :wink:

Must ... stop ...

No, you see, when you are alone, you don't get the clap.

Enzo wrote:No, you see, when you are alone, you don't get the clap.

KLA2 wrote:

Enzo wrote:No, you see, when you are alone, you don't get the clap.

OMIGOD! KLA2 gave Enzo the clap!

BASTID!!!

KLA2 wrote:As long as you avoid the "clap on, clap off" ... :wink:

Must ... stop ...

Once you've got the clap on, you usually can't get it off without antibiotics. There are many double-entendres in that statement, I think..

Does anybody remember that skit about VD that Eddie Murphy did in Raw?? Hilarious--best part of the show.

You know, there are dating websites specifically intended for people with 'special needs', usually health-related.

Barkeep, I'll have an entendre. MAke it a double, if you catch my drift.

Did he give you one?

But did he charge you for a double?

"I'll have one."
"I'll have one two."



(and an affectionate tip of the hat to Victor Borge and his inflationary language bit.)


Oh my god. I just googled Victor Borge Inflationary and indeed you can apparently watch a performance of it on You Tube.

Here you go: