Porn titles

[Enzo]

Yep, just that.

I am always amused by a good porn title. One favorite was a pretty good film, Flesh Gordon, which featured a foul mouthed talking stop-motion monster.

A lot of titles are predictable, like Star Whores.

I just saw a new one today, Silence of the Clam.

But still, my all time fave is a classic, sorta. The famous Debbie does Dallas movie spawned an endless stream of Debbie movies, including one Dallas does Debbie. Seems only fair. There is even a Debbie goes to Rehab. But in the series, my fave title is:

Debbie duz Dishes.

And you know, the sink is still full at the end, go figger.




(no no no, "go figure." It means... oh never mind.)

[Lance]

Pimp Daddy Swank's World of Comedy Porn Titles!

[Dragon Star]

I just saw a new one today, Silence of the Clam.

[Enzo]

Nice list, I wonder how many are actual films?

[Superluminal]

Better question: How many have actual acting?

[Enzo]

They can act too?

[Arneb]

Better question: How many have actual acting?

I wasn't aware that the two terms "acting" and "porn film" were in any way related...


[Edit: Oh dear, I really typed "pron film". It's teh suck!]

[Superluminal]

When I turned 18, way back in 76, along with being able to legally drink, we could go and see a XXX movie at the old Capri theater. An actuall movie theater with concession stand, marque, ticket window and turnstile. First movie I saw had a story, well about 10 minutes of story for every 5 minutes of sex.

[MM_Dandy]

Speaking of pron, there is an attraction/event center in Mitchell called the Corn Palace. Once or twice while speaking I've spoonerized the name. So, it turns out that I've played the Porn Callous.

[Enzo]

Ooh yes, and those can hurt for several days too.

[KLA2]

Speaking of pron, there is an attraction/event center in Mitchell called the Corn Palace. Once or twice while speaking I've spoonerized the name. So, it turns out that I've played the Porn Callous.

On what subject? I kind of enjoy public speaking. It is a little like I imagine skydiving would be ... scary, yet exhilarating. 8)

It is interesting that most people fear public speaking more than they fear death. Why, could be a topic for a seperate thread.

[Enzo]

With death, you can die only once.

With public speaking you can die over and over and over and...

[pmcolt]

I never was a fan of Anne McCaffrey, but when I mistakenly read the title of this thread as "Pern", it did give "Dragonriders" a whole new twist in my mind.

I used to be terrified of public speaking, too. Back in my public speaking class in college, though, I learned a little trick. Just picture the entire audience, naked. Then imagine a cheap synthesized 70's funk music soundtrack starting to play, and strut to the podium...

[Heid the Ba]

[Мастер]

I used to be terrified of public speaking, too. Back in my public speaking class in college, though, I learned a little trick. Just picture the entire audience, naked. Then imagine a cheap synthesized 70's funk music soundtrack starting to play, and strut to the podium...

The Jeff Murdoch solution! You absolutely must rent a Coupling DVD (the BBC one, not the NBC abomination), first series, third episode. This strategy plays a prominent role in the episode...

[MM_Dandy]

Sorry to get your hopes up, I actually meant "speaking" as in "talking out loud." Which, to be honest, is something I do even if no one else is around...

The largest crowd I've given a sustained speech to is probably about 2 dozen. I think the subject was whatever I was responsible for in that particular project. Otherwise, there's the odd toast and solo performance.

By "playing the Corn Palace" or "Porn Callous," I mean varsity and junior varsity prep basketball, as well as pep band.

By the way, it isn't so much the callouses that are painful, it's the blisters that precede them.

...That's what I've heard, anyway.

[Enzo]

I used to look out and imagine all the audience was naked. That worked until I realized that all of them were sitting there imagining I was naked up on the stage.