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Khrushchev's Other Shoe wrote:montebianco on BABB

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Hello. :D

Candy wrote:

Khrushchev's Other Shoe wrote:montebianco on BABB

Guest pretty much everywhere else :D

Hello. :D

Hello, Candy. I have read so many of your posts I feel like I know you :D

Khrushchev's Other Shoe wrote:

Candy wrote:

Khrushchev's Other Shoe wrote:montebianco on BABB

Guest pretty much everywhere else :D

Hello. :D

Hello, Candy. I have read so many of your posts I feel like I know you :D

You didn't read my last few before getting banned from the BABB, did you? I blame it on temporary insanity and the week long visit with my bible toting mother.

Candy wrote:

Khrushchev's Other Shoe wrote:

Candy wrote:

Khrushchev's Other Shoe wrote:montebianco on BABB

Guest pretty much everywhere else :D

Hello. :D

Hello, Candy. I have read so many of your posts I feel like I know you :D

You didn't read my last few before getting banned from the BABB, did you?

Well, I thought I did, and I'm rather hard pressed to see the banning offense there. Maybe I didn't read the right posts.

I blame it on temporary insanity and the week long visit with my bible toting mother.

Well, I can understand that. I live in fear every time my in-laws visit that they will explain their theories on the inherent wickedness of Islam to my middle-eastern neighbors.

But hey, if BABB doesn't want you, that just means you have more time to hang out here with us. :D

Khrushchev's Other Shoe wrote:Well, I can understand that. I live in fear every time my in-laws visit that they will explain their theories on the inherent wickedness of Islam to my middle-eastern neighbors.

But hey, if BABB doesn't want you, that just means you have more time to hang out here with us. :D

My mother has a strict Pentacostal upbringing, and so do I. Mother was a hippy, though, when I became enthralled in religion. I would go to church with the neighbors. My head just gets so confused when I have to think about my upbringing.

I distanced myself from the family back in February of 2001. Since I went back to school and graduated, I felt obligated to invite them up to Chicago from Lafayette for the big day. BIG MISTAKE! It's like all the healing that I have done just vanished. I snapped! God, I'm getting upset all over again just thinking about it.

Candy wrote:I distanced myself from the family back in February of 2001. Since I went back to school and graduated, I felt obligated to invite them up to Chicago from Lafayette for the big day. BIG MISTAKE! It's like all the healing that I have done just vanished. I snapped! God, I'm getting upset all over again just thinking about it.

The relatives and woos you will always have with you :( Maybe a few individuals can be turned around, but the path of wisdom lies not in fixing every problem person, but in not letting the problem people bother you. Now, if I could only follow that advice myself... :(

Moved the discussion here http://www.illuminati-r-us.com/Forums/v ... .php?t=417, to allow this thread to serve its original purpose...

My evil sister called a few days ago. That was the first thing I told the "family" when they came up for graduation, they were not allowed to bring HER.

The last I talked to her, she told me she had something very special for me. She said it in such a weird way that I thought she intended to kill me. So I cut the strings real fast.

She has always hated me. Killing is not something new to my family - they just haven't been caught, yet.

She called to tell me she works with the guy I knew way back when... James Dumas!

I just thought it was funny (read the link)!

I have two little half-sisters that are OKAY. They actually follow in my footsteps with high school and college. I must set an example for the young and intelligent. 8)

Candy wrote:Killing is not something new to my family - they just haven't been caught, yet.

Um, I hope you are not serious about that...

She called to tell me she works with the guy I knew way back when... James Dumas!

I just thought it was funny (read the link)!

And did he pronounce the name the way it was pronounced in the film version of The Shawshank Redemption?

Khrushchev's Other Shoe wrote:

Candy wrote:Killing is not something new to my family - they just haven't been caught, yet.

Um, I hope you are not serious about that...

I'm serious. We have a long string of murderers in my family tree. See the Cornell (my mother) family tree - you'll see Borden's and more. My family tree goes back to horse thieving. :wink:

Horse thieves got hung!

Welcome to Candy Stair!

We also started a University.

Wow, just thinking about this makes me realize there are good off-spring, too. So, perhaps, I'm not cursed.

Candy wrote:

Khrushchev's Other Shoe wrote:

Candy wrote:Killing is not something new to my family - they just haven't been caught, yet.

Um, I hope you are not serious about that...

I'm serious. We have a long string of murderers in my family tree. See the Cornell (my mother) family tree - you'll see Borden's and more. My family tree goes back to horse thieving. :wink:

Well, all I can say is, I hope this phenomenon has been pruned from the family tree in recent years

Welcome to Candy Stair!

'fraid I don't quite understand this one. :?

Candy wrote:We also started a University.

Which one?

Wow, just thinking about this makes me realize there are good off-spring, too. So, perhaps, I'm not cursed.

Even if there were none, you could still be the first :)

Khrushchev's Other Shoe wrote:And did he pronounce the name the way it was pronounced in the film version of The Shawshank Redemption?

I have no idea, we were drunk all the time. I just called him Dumb Ass. My older sister doesn't even know how to say his last name.

His mother lives in New York and still writes - I remember that much. :)

Candy wrote:I just called him Dumb Ass.

Yes, that was the pronunciation used in the film :)

Khrushchev's Other Shoe wrote:

Candy wrote:We also started a University.

Which one?

I'll guess Cornell, as she mentioned that particular family name.

Cornell University - my relative - he even sucked as a person!

MM_Dandy wrote:I'll guess Cornell, as she mentioned that particular family name.

Oops. Missed that

Khrushchev's Other Shoe wrote:Moved the discussion here http://www.illuminati-r-us.com/Forums/v ... .php?t=417, to allow this thread to serve its original purpose...

I will merge these posts with that thread.

Thanks Khrushchev's Other Shoe.

Cornell is just a name now, but it will soon die out. I should give him a jing. Perhaps, I could be the next in line... 8)

Candy wrote:Cornell is just a name now, but it will soon die out. I should give him a jing. Perhaps, I could be the next in line... 8)

Never mind, I'm not a male heir.

What do you think guys, should I email the off spring to Ezra?

Candy wrote:What do you think guys, should I email the off spring to Ezra?

Provide me a link, and I'll do it!

Candy said:

I'm serious. We have a long string of murderers in my family tree. See the Cornell (my mother) family tree - you'll see Borden's and more. My family tree goes back to horse thieving.

Horse thieves got hung!

Welcome to Candy Stair!

I hope you mean hanged because my Dad's family is from horse country and we never rewarded horse thieves before :) .

If it make you feel better - I have a relative in PA that got hanged fro stealing chickens. From family lore, he was one dumb SOB.