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Postby gillianren » Fri Aug 05, 2005 7:21 pm

you have some very odd prejudices, Candy.
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Postby MM_Dandy » Fri Aug 05, 2005 7:27 pm

Nope. Honostly, I've never really understood the whole "pain is pleasure" thing.

Just to clarify, I was raised Protestant. After getting married, I got all sorts of pressure to convert, most surprisingly from my own Dad. In the end, though, he convinced me with arguing that very few people in any denomination agrees 100% with their church's doctrines. So, I converted. Now I'm a Catholic with dissenting views -- just don't tell the Pope, ok?

At any rate, I would suppose that the percentage of Catholic who desire to have various objects inserted into their colons or to insert objects into others' colons is probably the same as their counterparts throughout the entire male population.

Another aside: My wife tells of a rumor about a young man who made several trips to the emergency room to have various objects (beer bottles, cucumbers, and bananas were just a few I heard mentioned) removed from his rectum. Finally, a fed-up surgeon performed a colostomy and sewed his anus shut.
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Postby Candy » Sat Aug 06, 2005 2:11 am

MM_Dandy wrote:Nope. Honostly, I've never really understood the whole "pain is pleasure" thing.

Me, either. It scares me. :shock:
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Postby neocracker » Sat Aug 06, 2005 1:14 pm

Candy wrote:
Mr. Manly wrote:I'm still dumbfounded. What could you possibly be doing with your butt that would make you say "you know this just don't do it for me anymore. I think I need something really big like a horse's dick to stick up there."

"Straight" men have a hard time experimenting with real life. I've met many a man that wanted me to stick something up his butt or mine. I know, it's gross to talk about. THESE MEN ARE ALWAYS CATHOLIC! I think the Catholic Religion really screws up a good man. I refuse to date Catholic men for fear of butt torture! :shock:


uh oh....

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Postby Lance » Sat Aug 06, 2005 2:22 pm

neocracker wrote:uh oh....

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Postby Mr. Manly » Sat Aug 06, 2005 4:16 pm

What do they do when the horse doesn't do it anymore? Telephone poles?
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Postby Lance » Sat Aug 06, 2005 4:44 pm

Mr. Manly wrote:What do they do when the horse doesn't do it anymore? Telephone poles?


Diesel Powered Drop Hammers perhaps?

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Postby Candy » Sat Aug 06, 2005 6:42 pm

Lance wrote:Diesel Powered Drop Hammers perhaps?

:lol:
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Postby Candy » Sat Aug 06, 2005 6:44 pm

neocracker wrote:uh oh....

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Do you have a butt fetish? 8-[
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Postby neocracker » Sat Aug 06, 2005 9:03 pm

Candy wrote:
neocracker wrote:uh oh....

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Do you have a butt fetish? 8-[


No. Unless you call it a fetish that I appreciate a nicely shaped butt on a girl. :D

Other than that little thing, I don't have a butt fetish.


[spoiler]Can I see your butt some day?[/spoiler]
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Postby Candy » Sat Aug 06, 2005 9:27 pm

neocracker wrote:[spoiler]Can I see your butt some day?[/spoiler]

Maybe. :D
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Postby A-hole » Sat Aug 06, 2005 11:00 pm

Reminds me of this joke about these three undertakers.
They were sitting at this bar talking of the worse cases they had.
Each taking his turn _____________
Ends up with a case where a skydiver fell straddle a telephone pole.
Seems it took the guy three weeks to get the smile off her face.
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Postby Мастер » Sat Aug 06, 2005 11:36 pm

neocracker wrote:[spoiler]Can I see your butt some day?[/spoiler]


Candy is on the left:

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Postby A-hole » Sun Aug 07, 2005 12:15 am

"Candy



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I want to be the one on the left. My hair is always messy like that."

I love the look, but I won't tell you what we call it :wink:
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