Posted:
Fri Aug 05, 2005 7:21 pmby gillianren
you have some very odd prejudices, Candy.
Posted:
Fri Aug 05, 2005 7:27 pmby MM_Dandy
Nope. Honostly, I've never really understood the whole "pain is pleasure" thing.
Just to clarify, I was raised Protestant. After getting married, I got all sorts of pressure to convert, most surprisingly from my own Dad. In the end, though, he convinced me with arguing that very few people in any denomination agrees 100% with their church's doctrines. So, I converted. Now I'm a Catholic with dissenting views -- just don't tell the Pope, ok?
At any rate, I would suppose that the percentage of Catholic who desire to have various objects inserted into their colons or to insert objects into others' colons is probably the same as their counterparts throughout the entire male population.
Another aside: My wife tells of a rumor about a young man who made several trips to the emergency room to have various objects (beer bottles, cucumbers, and bananas were just a few I heard mentioned) removed from his rectum. Finally, a fed-up surgeon performed a colostomy and sewed his anus shut.
Posted:
Sat Aug 06, 2005 2:11 amby Candy
MM_Dandy wrote:Nope. Honostly, I've never really understood the whole "pain is pleasure" thing.
Me, either. It scares me.
Posted:
Sat Aug 06, 2005 1:14 pmby neocracker
Candy wrote:Mr. Manly wrote:I'm still dumbfounded. What could you possibly be doing with your butt that would make you say "you know this just don't do it for me anymore. I think I need something really big like a horse's dick to stick up there."
"Straight" men have a hard time experimenting with real life. I've met many a man that wanted me to stick something up his butt or mine. I know, it's gross to talk about. THESE MEN ARE ALWAYS CATHOLIC! I think the Catholic Religion really screws up a good man. I refuse to date Catholic men for fear of butt torture!
uh oh....
Thomas Gerard Steven Mosher
Our Lady of Mercy Catholic Church
Posted:
Sat Aug 06, 2005 2:22 pmby Lance
neocracker wrote:uh oh....
Thomas Gerard Steven Mosher
Our Lady of Mercy Catholic Church
But you're still alive, so it can't be you.
Posted:
Sat Aug 06, 2005 4:16 pmby Mr. Manly
What do they do when the horse doesn't do it anymore? Telephone poles?
Posted:
Sat Aug 06, 2005 6:44 pmby Candy
neocracker wrote:uh oh....
Thomas Gerard Steven Mosher
Our Lady of Mercy Catholic Church
Do you have a butt fetish?
Posted:
Sat Aug 06, 2005 9:03 pmby neocracker
Candy wrote:neocracker wrote:uh oh....
Thomas Gerard Steven Mosher
Our Lady of Mercy Catholic Church
Do you have a butt fetish?
No. Unless you call it a fetish that I appreciate a nicely shaped butt on a girl. :D
Other than that little thing, I don't have a butt fetish.
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Can I see your butt some day?[/spoiler]
Posted:
Sat Aug 06, 2005 11:00 pmby A-hole
Reminds me of this joke about these three undertakers.
They were sitting at this bar talking of the worse cases they had.
Each taking his turn _____________
Ends up with a case where a skydiver fell straddle a telephone pole.
Seems it took the guy three weeks to get the smile off her face.
Posted:
Sun Aug 07, 2005 12:15 amby A-hole
"Candy
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I want to be the one on the left. My hair is always messy like that."
I love the look, but I won't tell you what we call it :wink:
