Illuminati-R-Us

Posted: **Sun Aug 07, 2005 12:37 am**

Just seems to be a bunch of A-holes around :?

Posted: **Sun Aug 07, 2005 1:04 am**

It generally gets slow on the weekends here.

Today has been hopping by normal weekend standards.

Posted: **Sun Aug 07, 2005 7:34 am**

I'll be off for the next 4 days. I'll be hanging out when I'm not sleeping. :D

Posted: **Mon Aug 08, 2005 12:54 am**

Would that be a duet?
:shock:

Posted: **Mon Aug 08, 2005 2:13 am**

A-hole wrote:Would that be a duet?

I sleep alone in a king size water mattress. Well, sometimes my pussy sleeps with me. She's my walking heat pad. 8)

Posted: **Mon Aug 08, 2005 2:20 am**

Well, I should hope it sleeps with you. It doesn't need to be out walking the streets, or you'll end up with more pussies than you know what to do with. :lol:

Posted: **Mon Aug 08, 2005 2:27 am**

Superluminal wrote:It doesn't need to be out walking the streets, or you'll end up with more pussies than you know what to do with.

Sounds like a man's fantasy. :P

Posted: **Mon Aug 08, 2005 2:28 am**

Hmmmmn...
I wonder why ear muffs come to mind :glp-scratchinghead:

Posted: **Mon Aug 08, 2005 2:54 am**

A bunch of pussies in bed with you is'nt much fun. All the hair and fur balls, not to mention if there are any wet pussies, that can really be messy.

Posted: **Mon Aug 08, 2005 4:15 am**

Superluminal wrote:A bunch of pussies in bed with you is'nt much fun. All the hair and fur balls, not to mention if there are any wet pussies, that can really be messy.

Hey Now!
Most of my very best friends are wet pussies :!:

Posted: **Mon Aug 08, 2005 1:58 pm**

We have our very own wet pussy right here.

Posted: **Mon Aug 08, 2005 2:13 pm**

My pussy is self cleaning.

Posted: **Mon Aug 08, 2005 2:20 pm**

Candy wrote:My pussy is self cleaning.

You should use that as your sig.

Posted: **Mon Aug 08, 2005 2:22 pm**

Khrushchev's Other Shoe wrote:
Candy wrote:My pussy is self cleaning.

You should use that as your sig.

As long as it links to a picture of a wet cat...

I don't want us to get too out of line here.

Posted: **Mon Aug 08, 2005 2:28 pm**

Lance wrote:
Khrushchev's Other Shoe wrote:
Candy wrote:My pussy is self cleaning.

You should use that as your sig.

As long as it links to a picture of a wet cat...

I don't want us to get too out of line here.

Posted: **Mon Aug 08, 2005 11:17 pm**

Lance wrote:
Khrushchev's Other Shoe wrote:
Candy wrote:My pussy is self cleaning.

You should use that as your sig.

As long as it links to a picture of a wet cat...

I don't want us to get too out of line here.

Lance were you a hallway monitor :glp-whip:

Posted: **Mon Aug 08, 2005 11:34 pm**

A-hole wrote:
Lance wrote:
Khrushchev's Other Shoe wrote:
Candy wrote:My pussy is self cleaning.

You should use that as your sig.

As long as it links to a picture of a wet cat...

I don't want us to get too out of line here.

Lance were you a hallway monitor

Nah, just don't want to get too carried away. I don't want any of our users to be offended, or any potential new users to think we're a sex board.

Posted: **Mon Aug 08, 2005 11:38 pm**

Sex is never bored my friend
When it's done right anyway

Posted: **Mon Aug 08, 2005 11:45 pm**

there are, however, more worthwhile things to talk about. not to sound like a prude, but I find the sexual innuendo boring.

Posted: **Mon Aug 08, 2005 11:57 pm**

gillianren wrote:there are, however, more worthwhile things to talk about. not to sound like a prude, but I find the sexual innuendo boring.

heh heh..

She said "inn-u-endo"...

But enough of that. Yes, that's exactly what I mean. It's okay, but it gets old after a while.

Posted: **Tue Aug 09, 2005 1:27 am**

yeesh, and it took the sex slave to say it.

Posted: **Thu Aug 11, 2005 9:41 pm**

gillianren wrote:yeesh, and it took the sex slave to say it.

Would that be you or Lance?

Posted: **Thu Aug 11, 2005 9:46 pm**

A-hole wrote:
gillianren wrote:yeesh, and it took the sex slave to say it.

Would that be you or Lance?

gillianren is the "Illuminati Sex Slave". Check her rank.

You could be one too if you were so inclined. Our sex slaves have it pretty easy around here. If you are male, you would only be required to service our beautiful women. All of our women are beautiful here.

Posted: **Thu Aug 11, 2005 9:49 pm**

Where do I sign up?

Posted: **Thu Aug 11, 2005 10:02 pm**

A-hole wrote:Where do I sign up?

You just did.

Thanks.

<Okay Bubba, explain to our new friend how it really works.>

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