Illuminati-R-Us

by **Enzo** » Wed Mar 25, 2009 2:25 am

So I walked into the Speedway station for my large fountain drink this evening, and was greeted by some sort of sulphur aroma in the store. The Speedway girl asked, "Can you smell that?" Well yeah. "What is it??" I don't know, I told her, "It reminds me of when my wife flies by on her broom."

by **KLA2** » Wed Mar 25, 2009 1:41 pm

OK. I will start making up the bed in the spare room ... or is Canada not far enough away? :lol:

by **troubleagain** » Wed Mar 25, 2009 3:20 pm

Dude. You are SO toast. :twisted:

by **Arneb** » Wed Mar 25, 2009 5:25 pm

It has been reported that parts of Enzo landed near Aachen after travelling on a ballistic trajectory from Lansing, Michigan, USA, and making a fiery reentry over the Netherlands. Reportedly, impacts could be heard as far as 10 miles away.

by **Enzo** » Thu Mar 26, 2009 2:50 am

Oh my aachen back.

by **Enzo** » Sat Mar 28, 2009 3:21 am

And I try to avoid fiery re-entries in my nether lands.

SO the wife's car is getting old, so I was thinking of getting her a new ride. Can;t decide on Rubbermaid or O'Cedar.

by **Dragon Star** » Sat Mar 28, 2009 2:52 pm

Enzo wrote:And I try to avoid fiery re-entries in my nether lands.

ROFL...

by **troubleagain** » Sat Mar 28, 2009 8:59 pm

Enzo wrote:And I try to avoid fiery re-entries in my nether lands.

SO the wife's car is getting old, so I was thinking of getting her a new ride. Can;t decide on Rubbermaid or O'Cedar.

How about a sport new Swiffer? (You're dead anyway.)

by **Enzo** » Mon Mar 30, 2009 7:40 pm

I thought of that, but she prefers to drive a......

stick.

Thank you, I'll be here all week. Try the veal.

by **troubleagain** » Mon Mar 30, 2009 7:57 pm

Illuminati-R-Us

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