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Postby Candy » Wed Aug 10, 2005 2:51 am

'Mind reading machine' for sale on eBay

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More futuristic eBay tomfoolery: "hello, i am selling what i believe to be a mind reading machine built by Dr. J. S. Strauss in the year 2282".

I wonder who bought it. :-k
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Postby Superluminal » Wed Aug 10, 2005 2:57 am

Well, at least thats a step up from a tin foil hat. :glp-bricks:
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Postby Frogmarch » Wed Aug 10, 2005 2:35 pm

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looks perfectly reasonable to me.


it doesn't look silly or anything.
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Postby Candy » Wed Aug 10, 2005 2:48 pm

I agree with Superluminal, it's all about style. :wink:

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Postby Мастер » Wed Aug 10, 2005 3:39 pm

Do you like my new avatar, or should I go back to the old one?
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Postby Lance » Wed Aug 10, 2005 3:46 pm

Khrushchev's Other Shoe wrote:Do you like my new avatar, or should I go back to the old one?


I'm digging it...

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Postby Candy » Wed Aug 10, 2005 10:08 pm

Khrushchev's Other Shoe wrote:Do you like my new avatar, or should I go back to the old one?

I saw that on the electronic thread. :glp-1rof1:
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Postby zebo-the-fat » Thu Aug 11, 2005 7:07 pm

It just won't work..... the third wire on the left is about an inch too long, anyone can see that. It would prevent the correct deflogulation of the anti-thidlidlymo, and of course that would prevent the mind reading from taking place. :D
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Postby MM_Dandy » Thu Aug 11, 2005 7:50 pm

zebo-the-fat wrote:It just won't work..... the third wire on the left is about an inch too long, anyone can see that. It would prevent the correct deflogulation of the anti-thidlidlymo, and of course that would prevent the mind reading from taking place. :D


Ah...but what if you reversed the polarity of the neutron flow? :-k

Edit: See later edit :oops:
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Postby zebo-the-fat » Thu Aug 11, 2005 7:55 pm

No, you still won't get correct anti-thidlidlymo resonance :shock:

(You may get some nasty burns if the neutron flux is too high, a tin foil hat may help!)
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Postby Lance » Thu Aug 11, 2005 7:56 pm

MM_Dandy wrote:
zebo-the-fat wrote:It just won't work..... the third wire on the left is about an inch too long, anyone can see that. It would prevent the correct deflogulation of the anti-thidlidlymo, and of course that would prevent the mind reading from taking place. :D


Ah...but what if you reversed the polarity of the nuetron flow? :-k


Everyone else would be able to read your mind, while at the same time you'd be reduced to the intellectual level of a flea due to all your thoughts escaping.
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Postby MM_Dandy » Thu Aug 11, 2005 8:08 pm

Lance wrote:Everyone else would be able to read your mind, while at the same time you'd be reduced to the intellectual level of a flea due to all your thoughts escaping.


Really. Umm.....what am I thinking now?

Edit: BTW - could anybody tell me where I can get some anti-neutrons?

Edit: Maybe it helps if I spell neutrons correctly. :oops:
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Postby Lance » Thu Aug 11, 2005 8:14 pm

MM_Dandy wrote:Really. Umm.....what am I thinking now??


You are wondering if anybody could tell you where you can get some anti-nuetrons.

And sorry, I can't help you.
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Postby MM_Dandy » Thu Aug 11, 2005 8:45 pm

Gasp! It's not a mind-reading device at all!

It's an anti-grav unit.
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Postby Lance » Thu Aug 11, 2005 8:56 pm

Then how did I know about your quest for anti-nuetrons?
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Postby A-hole » Thu Aug 11, 2005 9:47 pm

Lance wrote:Everyone else would be able to read your mind, while at the same time you'd be reduced to the intellectual level of a flea due to all your thoughts escaping.


Works for me since all mine have escaped long ago
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Postby Candy » Thu Aug 11, 2005 10:15 pm

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Postby A-hole » Thu Aug 11, 2005 10:27 pm

Times?
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Postby MM_Dandy » Fri Aug 12, 2005 1:48 pm

Lance wrote:Then how did I know about your quest for anti-nuetrons?


Well, the Zetans, of course. They read my mind, told Nancy, and you read her mind.

(This is getting kinda silly, isn't it?)
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Postby Lance » Fri Aug 12, 2005 1:59 pm

MM_Dandy wrote:(This is getting kinda silly, isn't it?)


I knew you were thinking that.
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