Willy Wonka's Oompa Loompa Scandal

[Candy]

Nev. Man Admits Lying About 'Wonka' Role

RENO, Nev. (AP) - A Reno man who long claimed to have played one of Willy Wonka's Ooompa Loompas in the original 1971 motion picture now admits he was lying.

I found this part of the article the most interesting.

"There were only 10 original Oompa Loompas," Goff of England wrote in an e-mail to two Gazette-Journal reporters.

"Six English guys, one English girl, one Turkish, one Maltese and one German. Unfortunately, six of them are now dead…

Edit: There seems to be two ways of spelling Oo(o)mpa. :?

[Mr. Manly]

Granny always said, "Never trust a midget".

[Candy]

Andrew Dice Clay hates midgets. I was listening to the ManCowShow, and ADC thinks midgets are reincarnations of evil (or something like that). WARNING: LINK IS EXPLICIT Sorry, I can't find a better link as proof.

[Mr. Manly]

I work with a girl that has a huge midget phobia. We have a customer that is a midget and everytime he comes in she runs and hides in the restroom till he leaves. Sometimes we get someone we know to go into her area pushing a cart on their knees to see her freak out. It's hilarious.