A while back I lamented our youth know nothing and cannot answer simple questions about the world they live in. A number of people responded to me (on some other forum, not here) that Google was the answer, kids don;t need to know anything, they can simply look it up.
So I was listening to the radio, and for a reason not relevant, I wrote myself a little joke:
My wife complained her nylons smelled funny, so I told her, "Hose by any other name would smell of feet."
Oh, not my best work, but it occurred to me, would these ignoramuses even get that it was more than a simple pun? Would google return the source of the sentence played upon?
I googled "hose smell of feet" and got a lot of amusing hits, but I didn't see Romeo among them.