The Daily Mail

[Heid the Ba]

Is a newspaper (and I use the term loosely) that is fixated with a variety of Little Englander topics primarily immigrants and house prices. For light relief they jump on any medical story to show how everyday items and foods either cause or cure (or occassionally cause and cure) cancer.

Someone is tabulating the stories here. They vary from stating the bleeding obvious to absolute nonsense. According to their stories milk, gardens and pets all cause and cure cancer. As the website strapline says:
"Help to make sense of the Daily Mail’s ongoing effort to classify every inanimate object into those that cause cancer and those that prevent it."

[Lianachan]

A very useful guide, thanks. I'll be sure the wife doesn't manage to see all of it.

[Heid the Ba]

Stick to table-enders over the bonnet of your car. :D