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Oh, Amanda

Postby Enzo » Fri May 24, 2013 6:06 am

Amanda Bynes

She so desperately wants to be Lindsay Lohan

She was in the lobby of her apartment building in NY, smoking dope. The doorman calls the cops, who arrive, so Amanda tries to toss her bong away. Nah. Nice try though.

She tried to get on a plane, they asked for identification, her driver license had been suspended, so she told them "Google me." Nah, again.
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Re: Oh, Amanda

Postby Мастер » Fri May 24, 2013 6:19 am

Enzo wrote:Amanda Bynes

She so desperately wants to be Lindsay Lohan

She was in the lobby of her apartment building in NY, smoking dope. The doorman calls the cops, who arrive, so Amanda tries to toss her bong away. Nah. Nice try though.


Did they get her on littering?

Enzo wrote:She tried to get on a plane, they asked for identification, her driver license had been suspended, so she told them "Google me." Nah, again.


I believe the TSA has procedures for dealing with people who find themselves without identification. Of course, the odds of the TSA following its own procedures are not particularly good.

This does beg the question, though, of why in the US one needs a driving license to be a passenger on an aeroplane.
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Re: Oh, Amanda

Postby Lianachan » Fri May 24, 2013 7:34 am

Enzo wrote:she told them "Google me."


I'd never heard of her, so I did. Don't recognise her, either. I'm afraid I would have needed to have seen some ID from her, too.
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Re: Oh, Amanda

Postby Enzo » Fri May 24, 2013 9:45 am

Yeah, she's a young one who has been in some sitcoms, and not much else far as I know.

This was a private plane, but in general, don;t you need to present ID at the ticket counter? Apparently the only form of ID she had would have been the license, which had been yanked.
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Re: Oh, Amanda

Postby wring » Fri May 24, 2013 1:22 pm

I'm surprised, dear, that you know anything about her. Let's see- she's facing a bunch of criminal charges over this last bit, including destruction of evidence (not littering), possession, resisting arrest etc. The plane thing, the private plane had a policy of positive ID only, which in the US = either a drivers license, state issued ID or passport. Cops routinely will confiscate drivers licenses lots of times (I had a client who went to jail for unpaid parking tickets, and they confiscated his license), and it's devilishly difficult to get the state to issue ID without... ID.

In this case, I believe it's more of an untreated mental illness (Britney Spears level).

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Re: Oh, Amanda

Postby Heid the Ba » Fri May 24, 2013 1:25 pm

I had never heard of her either, there is a whole stratum of tv which I have never heard of let alone seen.

In Europe you generally need either a passport or National ID card to fly, either internally or internationally. Internal private flights don't need anything but they like to know who is getting on the plane.
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Re: Oh, Amanda

Postby tubeswell » Fri May 24, 2013 2:46 pm

Never heard of her. But I swear as google is my friend, that she appears to be an unhealthily self-obsessed young female.

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Re: Oh, Amanda

Postby Lance » Fri May 24, 2013 6:26 pm

tubeswell wrote:an unhealthily self-obsessed young female.

Such a thing exists?
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