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The Power of Poop
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The Power of Poop
by Lianachan » Tue Feb 10, 2015 9:57 am
A-nis bidh fios aig daoine nuair a tha mi a 'mionnachadh aig dhaibh.
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Re: The Power of Poop
by Heid the Ba » Tue Feb 10, 2015 10:40 am
I have heard of the treatment but didn't know there was a DIY option, other than certain specialist websites of course.
Get it up ye.
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Re: The Power of Poop
by Lance » Tue Feb 10, 2015 3:26 pm
These are solo DIY instructions and do not require assistance from another person.
Oh, thank god!
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Re: The Power of Poop
by Lianachan » Tue Feb 10, 2015 3:45 pm
Stuff you will need includes:
If you are squeamish? About handling somebody's shit? I think I'd be getting the gloves, in the unlikely event I'd want to pump some shit up myself.
- Silicon gloves if you are squeamish
If you are squeamish? About handling somebody's shit? I think I'd be getting the gloves, in the unlikely event I'd want to pump some shit up myself.
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Re: The Power of Poop
by Arneb » Tue Feb 10, 2015 9:14 pm
But isn't that ironic. I mean, you are Pumping. Someone Else's. Shit. Up. Yourself. But handling the preparation is yucky?
Well yeah, I guess it is....
Well yeah, I guess it is....
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Re: The Power of Poop
by Lance » Tue Feb 10, 2015 9:24 pm
May I have some intelligent, powerful, German Physician poop, please?
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Re: The Power of Poop
by Arneb » Tue Feb 10, 2015 9:26 pm
I haff vays off making you like Tsherman Poop!"
I fell a bit like fainting when I think of the "specialist websites" Heid is referring to.
I fell a bit like fainting when I think of the "specialist websites" Heid is referring to.
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Re: The Power of Poop
by Lance » Tue Feb 10, 2015 9:34 pm
I really hope the creators of South Park hear about this.
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Re: The Power of Poop
by tubeswell » Wed Feb 11, 2015 5:18 pm
"After the Big Day
You will get into a routine with FMT. The first time is the hardest and like everything it gets easier with practice. Hopefully you won’t have to do if for too long."
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You will get into a routine with FMT. The first time is the hardest and like everything it gets easier with practice. Hopefully you won’t have to do if for too long."
- See more at: http://thepowerofpoop.com/epatients/fec ... UbTUr.dpuf
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Re: The Power of Poop
by Мастер » Wed Feb 11, 2015 5:37 pm
Lance wrote:I really hope the creators of South Park hear about this.
I like South Park, so I'm really hoping they don't hear about it!
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Re: The Power of Poop
by Lance » Thu Feb 12, 2015 1:00 am
I guess you could also do FMT Human Centipede style...
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Re: The Power of Poop
by Мастер » Thu Feb 12, 2015 1:24 am
Lance wrote:I guess you could also do FMT Human Centipede style...
South Park did the human centipede.
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Re: The Power of Poop
by Lance » Thu Feb 12, 2015 2:00 am
Мастер wrote:Lance wrote:I guess you could also do FMT Human Centipede style...
South Park did the human centipede.
Yeah, The Human Cent-iPad
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Re: The Power of Poop
by Lance » Thu Feb 12, 2015 2:03 am
Watch on youtube.comNo trees were killed in the posting of this message.
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